I hope you went outside and got to go fishing over the long weekend, because I wrote:

Get outside and go fishing this long weekend, while you still can, before you are forced to live in pods, eating bugs, forgetting how amazing nature is, and when you do go out fishing, be sure to buy some drug store fishnet stockings to wear for your fishing buddies to use you like the little bitch all the hormones in the food and birth control in the water is turning you into!

Don’t think of it as gay, think of it as modern men who sleep with men, that’s not gay, that’s sex positive and anti-homophobic man, plus you can always get your dick inverted into a pussy so it feels more natural for you, I think those operations are government subsidized, just not actual surgeries that can save your life, since that would be crazy! While letting men who think they are women be their true self is some sort of altruism whatever the fuck altruism is!

The point of the story, Go Fish! Be self sufficient! Escape the grid! They are trying to make you cut your dick off and wear fishnets instead of just jerking off to them like a normal man is supposed to do!

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