Fishnets have always reminded me of some old timey shoot at the fair that you see assholes partake in, because it’s what I assume was worn in brothels of the old west, which to me was the ideal time to be alive, lawlessness, gold rush, killing, stealing, drinking and fucking, I mean no better era….

I don’t know if Fishnets are from the 1800s, but thanks to being available for purchase at every pantyhose rack in the drug store, which happened to be my favorite part of the store to creep on whe working as a stock boy at the drug store, which the women shopping pantyhose at the drug store never appreciated my personal shopper advice in which style to get, probably do to my obvious mini-boner, I mean it was a full boner, just a mini boner due to genetics or lack of testosterone in the womb, MAYBE I AM TRANS!

But yeah, those old ladies buying stockings for church hated my “why don’t you come in the back and try those on to make sure we got you the right size” approach and with that my dreams of being a fishnet vendor died, but I will forever appreciate the fishnet and the girls who wear them…..

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