Lily Rose Depp posted up this slutty selfie, because now that the evil industry has cleared her dad’s name in the most theatrical and ridiculous televised court case that I don’t even think was a real thing, these are hollywood types and Disney has billions of dollars they want to make off the motherfucker’s Jack Sparrow ass and can’t let some homewrecking, low hanging fruit, opportunistic slut get in the way of their billions of dollars…

So, now that his name is cleared, his girl can launch her career and I think she’s hot, so I’ll stare at her slutty selfie, that she luckily cropped her Kentucky cankles out of!

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