Tanlines are a fetish to perverts like me who are used to being grey skinned freaks who don’t believe in being exposed to the outdoor elements and not because I’m scared of the outdoor elements, but because that would take me away from staring at a screeen, or staring at a wall and we can’t have that.

So it’s not some global warming, cover myself in ZINC like I am Zuckerberg trying to convice people I am not a robot or AI rendering….HELLO HUMAN FRIENDS I ENJOY THE OCEAN WHEN I AM ON MY BILLION DOLLAR PROPERTY THAT WAS STOLEN FROM THE LOCALS OFF THE BACKS OF THE WORLD USING MY WEBSITE APPLICATION….

It’s more a…why bother approach to life….

Luckily, my tanline fetish gets tended to with the help of girls showing you nature’s highlighter, or the “MY BATHING SUIT IS SUPPOSED TO GO THERE”….even though it’s probably an AI filter…since NOTHING is real…

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