Jessica Alba is hanging with some Xena Warrior Princess, or CHYNA from the WWE, RIP DICK CLIT, looking bitch on the rocks.

You have to wonder if this is a tactic to make her look skinny and fit as her friend’s front leg cellulite ….not that the friend is all that bad, she’s just a lot bigger in swimsuit bottoms than the sluttier, racier ALBA, who you know believes all the hype she’s had as the hot chick, her bank account proves it….

The first to Direct to Consumer celebrity brands besides all the old hags on QVC matters and so do her mom in a bikini pics….even though she’s old, probably run through a filter, I’m good with it.

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