If the asshole is the window to the soul, then the thong is the pretty shitty garbage bag I have taped onto my window because I can’t afford blinds and I am hungover and tired of the daylight ruining my fucking life….it doesn’t get the coverage I need, but every once in a while I get to flash the person across the street my balls which makes up for all the times the garbage bag taped to my window has failed me.

If you know what I mean…

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