Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

2023

Jul

Demi Moore’s laying out in the backyard in her bikini, like the guy who died in her backyard when she was having a party that wasn’t really age appropriate for her, but that she pretended she was doing WHIPPETS at, because that would reflect badly on her career, or the fact that she married Ashton Kutcher when he was like 12 before moving him to Idaho where she groomed him to be the tech billionaire he is….

She’s about 100 years old, but she’s always been a vapid and vain bitch who put millions of dollars into her plastic surgery, including but not limited to her bolt ons, and as most age gracefully, she’s decided to do a social experiment to see how long she can pretend to look 40….

I don’t know if it’s through fitness, starvation, injections, photoshop, stem cells, eating aborted babies, but if you’re going to fuck a 60 year old with an old lady cunt that is rotting and dried harder that her ex-husband Bruce’s dementia brain, it might as well look like this or be attached to someone who looks like this, whether it’s fake or not, it’s better than the alternative you’d find at the old folks home, and really, what else is the point of being rich and famous, if not to spend your money on your physical appearance to offset your empty soul…..