Thongs are a symbol of hope, at least if you’re a marketer marketing product to the female hive mind, because if one woman onboards some new product that is told to make them hotter, sexier, skinnier, they’ll all follow her fucking lead and hop on that trend, making the person who created the product of that trend a very rich person…

Like bikini waxes, shapewear, beauty products, make-up, vibrators, fitness product, weightloss products, Kardashians, Taylor Swift concert, food item, selling nudes on the internet, hook-up culture, sharing fake rape stories to fit in….you know female hive mind shit…. the THONG wasn’t necessarily a needed item, but once it went viral, if you didn’t have a thong up your ass all day, you didn’t exist in the community of women, and women can’t have that kind of independence or detachment from the baseline normal….

The nice thing about the thong panty is that it doesn’t even cover the asshole…but billions of thongs were sold…even though the covering of the asshole is likely one of the key features you’d look for in a panty….WEIRD WORLD…

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