I only have two thong stories from my week of perving on bitches out in public, because I am like those avid bird watchers with their binoculars and zoom lenses, their portable foldable chairs and their silly bird watching hats and manuals…I take my creeping seriously, I even take notes of the experiences in a notebook, with hand drawn creeper sketches to let me remember the experience artistically, maybe I’ll publish those creeper notebooks one day…

Anyway the thong stories….

First, a girl who was all done up in a white tight dress, was heading to the park for some kind of weird photoshoot we’ll assume was for instagram, but that I couldn’t track down when I got home and started stalking, NO TAGGED LOCATION that bitch…

She was rocking a black thong, which was total visible and part of her look, I assume, because there was no way she didn’t know we could see her full ass in a thong, since she was doing a photoshoot and looking at each picture taken of herself…

Second, a girl in a pair of white bike shorts, also in a black thong, walked by with what was basically a fully thonged ass, and I thought to myself “didn’t they push the thong on women to avoid the visible panty lines”….my memory was that was the whole point of the thong, and why the thong was such a success…yet here I am looking at visible thong panty line and really visible thong, and there’s no real reason for the thong, other than wanting 3/4 of the asshole exposed to the world….which I guess is a good enough reason to rock the thong….

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