There’s a viral story going around about model Vittoria Ceretti, who is some hard faced Italian model that is getting hype for being Leo DiCaprio’s latest hired hand, beard, or whatever you want to call the pussy he surrounds himself in his old age.

The story is that the Italian in fingering his asshole outside of a Halloween party because she has her hand down his underwear, which could just be her checking his temperature, or helping clean up a mess since his a senior citizen at this point, and has probably lost control of his bowels from all the gay sex and drugs he’s done.

I don’t know much about Leo, but he’s pretty faggy to me….and no matter how many groupie models he uses while they use him…he’ll always be faggy to me…I mean, he’s an actor, nothing softer, gayer and weaker than that.

Anyway, I figured post some pics of her since his asshole being grabbed by a perverted 25 year old model who will do anything for her meal ticket, being an Italian now in America living her dream, a little public finger blasting is hardly the worst of what she’s done or what she’s willing to do for this.

That’s what viral stories are for, propaganda and marketing, now we know the bitch, which was clearly in the contract she signed with Leo when he hired her for this job, she was a nobody, an unknown before Leo and now she’s his personal butt plug. Dreams come true.

My favorite of her pics is kissing the guy she dumped to date Leo, there’s a guy like that in Miami who dated Nina Agdal when she dumped him for Leo, and someone should make a documentary on the guys who dated girls who ran off with Leo….That someone should be me.

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