I’m sure I’ve written about a dude I knew who was so into the whole latex fetish gear that he had a closet full of the shit that he’d make various girls he brought home wear, which I thought was weird, because most girls wouldn’t be impressed to find a single dude with a closet full of latex outfits he makes other girls wear to jerk off on.

I’ve never had the same relationship with latex fetish gear, I don’t find it hot at all, and Noah Cyrus is here driving that point home in whatever the fuck this shoot is.

I assume it’s some high fashion concept that is supposed to be edgy and pushing the envelope on sisters of popstars trying to make a name for themselves by sexualizing themselves, so shocking in this world where girls fist themselves for 3 dollar subscriptions.

You know, being racy cuz you can see the tits and despite finding Noah Cyrus so unattractive that she’s hardly a Miley sibling, this is basically the same as seeing some random no name chick at the flea market doing a boudoir shoot, but tits deserve to be looked at, no matter how much I like them or not….the fact they are from the same womb as Miley is bonus points…and the latex is holding her together, like that Green Ribbon story, once removed, it all comes crashing down…

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