In the event you didn’t know, the Kardashian Jenners are the front page of the internet. No matter what they do, it’s front page news.

In the event you didn’t know, the internet has a very high circulation rate, to a whole lot of retards with credit cards on the international level.

In the event you didn’t know, I am the internet equivalent of a black and white flyer for an exterminator inserted in 500 local papers in a shitty broke ass community….but it’s not a competition, we can’t all be Kardashian Jenners….

When you are a Kardashian Jenner you make stupid fucking money, especially when you get your brand of leggings, underwear, shapewear and whatever else they sell to the morons on the internet to be front page internet news.

I don’s even want to know how much they make off the overpriced leggings from Chinese factories that the smart shopper can buy from the same factory for pennies on the dollar, but I know it’s stupid amounts of money….and that may be gross, it may be disrespectful to the retard audience, but fuck the retard audience because if they’re too dumb to not buy SKIMS, then they deserve what they get for buying SKIMS….

Anyway, I’ve heard good things from girls about SKIMS, people are groupies over this shit, and when looking at SKINNY KENDOLL’s ass in the leggings, I can see why….

This isn’t a Kim K endorsement, but I guess we’re all slaves to the Kardashian Jenenrs since they own the internet and we’re all basically working for them….

At least they’re sluts about it…

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