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2024

01

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez’s New Face Promoting Bullshit of the Day

You know, I talk about Stefan a lot and he gets mad at me all the time, because I call him hairdresser and he prefers being called a fashist-bro….involved in the New York fashion scene from afar while knowing nothing about fashion…being a homosexual who has a titty fetish and who still titty fucks girls for jokes despite being gay. I thought that was weird thing to want clarified but as a reputable news source, I’m all for the retarction and correction….

That said, he recently sent me an Eiza Gonzalez picture and asked me “Where did her Mexican Face Go”…..which I guess was in reference to all the work she’s done that has made her into an instagram AI face. You know, one of those living sex dolls that looks like a middle aged chick married to rich dudes in their designer clothing.

I guess she still gets acting work, despite turning herself into a porn face, I just don’t know when she’ll stop the fillers, injections and other procedures because girl’s looking weird…

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