So, Kate Beckinsale has been called a vampire because of her lack of aging since Vampires don’t die, she’s from England where vampires have become the ruling class, except I guess some of them do die sometimes, you know getting sent back to middle earth where the belong….

When she was under 40, you could justify the whole Kate Beckinsale being vain, hot, starving herself, caring for her skin, committed to the cause and pulling it off…

But now that she’s 60, it’s more confusing, and obvious that either magic, witchcraft, technology, medical advancements, fillers, filters and fucksluts….or she’s a vampire that you’d let suck the blood right out of your dick, even if you knew it was the last time you had a dick…because even at 60 she’s good….and knowing she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up…sad to the K-Feds of us out here, but to the average child hater, it’s like her pussy is one big STD filled condom….you know biological birth control from being TOO old to breed, but not too old to fuck, unless she’s got osteoarthritis and she’s about to break a leg riding your shit, not that she’d be riding you if you ever got that far, which you won’t, it’d be more like her passed out somewhere due to low blood pressure or low blood sugar or some thyroid shit….giving you about all she gives in a fuck because she’s Kate Beckinsale and showing up is more than enough…

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