I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy….

But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true…

Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area…

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old…

I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this.

She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you..

She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old.

I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic…

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she’s managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….traditional actors are really just an extension of that…because if you don’t have a following, you’re not worth getting paid. If magazines don’t get excited by your 18th birthday because you can now do nudes and they can jerk off to you for a year guilt free..you aren’t shit…and I guess Bella Thorne who has pretty much gone viral from being on some kids show for pervert dads is that she’s now pushing her social media hard…and using things like bikinis and fitness porn for perverts like me to post for perverts like you because we are all perverts….

I just know a body like this…is in no way 18….this is a lie, she’s lied to us, post your real birth certificate, not your doctored like a powerball ticket birth certificate….because this girl is 40.

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Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food..

Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello..

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Perverts love this trick…and she fucking knows it because she looks 40, is probably 40 and any 40 year old woman you know, will have figured out how men work, especially creepy fucking friends who are into girls who they think are underage…it’s like cocktease those fuckers…whether in workout gear, or more specifically sports bras, filled with her silly tits…

Well, she’s taken the fetish or the cocktease to the next level by introducing “sweating” like she just got fucked or came to the mix…or more interestingly…”Dying”….for the guys who i guess know they’d only be able to fuck her when she’s dead, or at least burnt out so fucking hard that she can’t escape their sexually assault…that they don’t think is sexual assault…because some people are delusional and think the secret or surprise finger bang while the girl is half dead/dead/asleep is what her body wants even when her mind says no…you rapey fucks.

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When you’re a 40 year old mom pretending the be an 18 year old Disney star, or Nickelodeon star, or whatever show they threw this busty stripper looking girl one to give dad’s something to jerk off to…

There is a serious importance to maintain a youthful body….doing spin class like any hot mom you see at the Starbucks in her workout gear..

Sure, this could be a product of hormones in the food, and starting to masturbate to porn online at the age of 9…

But I am a firm believer in being lied to about Bella Thorne…her age…everything…

You can’t trust anyone in this terrible world…

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I know we’re all done with Christmas, who gives a fuck about that over commercialized shit, that uses religion to sell product, to keep the economy prospering, forcing people to go into debt due to guilt of ruining Christmas in what is almost a perfectly oiled and crafted selling machine….

I know we can’t stomach more Christmas songs, our egg nog hangover gone and Jimmy Stewart’s voice has been locked away in our brains until next year….

But as a pervert, I am perfectly fine revisiting Christmas pajamas, especailly ridiculous Christmas pajamas, that a mom would wear trying to find joy in her pathetic, boring, uninspired, routine, miserable life…only packaged as a 18 year old, despite looking 40, because pretending to be 18 is better for business..and it’s working well for Bella Thorne, people are all about her, even if it’s creepy and not because she’s 18, but because she says she’s 18 and looks 40….

I guess what these Christmas pictures imply is that she’s not a Jew.

If you’re not done with Christmas, here’s Daniel Stern the Wet Bandit from Home Alone releasing another video in Character, without Joe Pesci, because I guess it was the biggest role of his life, it’s the best time to draw attention to himself, and most actors, when not reading scripts are absoultey batshit.. of the Day

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Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits…

Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids….

Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie…

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Nothing like a 40 year old playing an 18 year old because it is good for business…playing up the whole Christmas Spirit, with snow on her tongue doing snow angels….because this is what people want to see…a girl living the life of an Old Navy ad.

She’s the new Loham redheaded hot body exploited by her parents even though she looks old enough to be a parent of an 18 year old…playing up the media while getting work…even though we all know it will come crashing down when either she gets fat from a food addiction and slower metabolism…or drug addiction where she gets to the point in cocaine where she bloats out and not thins out…which happens to all real coke heads dealing with their deep rooted problems…

Fascinating analysis…when really I just want to watch her anal…

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