Abbey Clancy is a WAG, which I guess you could easily confuse for a hooker, because that’s kind of what Soccer players go for.

You know the kind of babe who can seduce one of these fuckers when she was a cocktail waitress, only to have him get her into the media and on TV….

Her story is way different though, she’s not like those other girls…this one actually has a pro football playing brother, who may have opened some doors for her to open her legs, something apparently she’s still good enough at….

You know, the kind of girl who did it on her own, in 2006, she was on a reality show which coincidentally is the same year she started dating her husband….but I’m sure he had nothing to do with it..

And really, it doesn’t matter, because she’s showing plump otter labia busting out of her panties which getting out of her car…and I love that shit..even when it’s shit…seriously..

Give me a Labia busting out of a panty any day, and I’ll be happy..kind of like Abbey Clancy when it comes to wallets to fuck…but in her defence she’s put in 8 years with the guy, there a comes a point where that wallet fucking isn’t really wallet fucking at all…she’s paid her dues people…now look at her vag.

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Abbey Clancy is a UK Lingerie model, who is not really a lingerie model, but is pushing 30 and has leveraged her brother’s soccer career, to find herself a soccer playing husband, who she has married and now has a solid retirement plan, that allows her to post in her lingerie and bikinis…for free…because paying her in feeding her ego is better than money for a woman with her husband’s credit card…

Not that it matters, what does matter is how good she looks in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you don’t like that…here she is posing in some backless bra for Ultimo lingerie…

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Abbey Clancy is a British lingerie model, which I assume means she’s a Glamour Model, and I have probably written about her on the site before…probably making fun of the fact that she’s not actually a model, but rather some party slut who lured in a famous Soccer player and is now living the good life, like she was Coco…a gold digging hooker done right…yep, That’s Exactly What My Angle Was ….

But the fact is that she’s flashing her pants backstage somewhere which may not be sucking dick to get ahead, but I’m easy going and accept all forms of attention seeking…plus I’ve Already Seen Her Nude

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Abbey Clancy is a model…who married a soccer player…because that’s what they do in the UK and now she’s in the one decent video that Thelovemagazine has thrown into their Advent Calendar shoot…because this year, their hustle has fallen off…but this Abbey Clancy girl…belongs under my tree…wrapped up and unable to run away from me…because I like her that much and want to turn her into my very own Christmas miracle….

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I don’t know who the fuck Abbey Clancy is and I am not going to bother looking her up because I figure all these cunts kinda blend into one pile of irrelevant vagina…that thinks it is more important than it is…and there’s really only 5-10 people actually care about…the rest we just look at when they flashing their shit, period, miscarriage panties at the paparazzi..like this Abbey Clancy who I am sure is a lovely creature with an ego who thinks she’s more important than she is…just the way we like to hate em…

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Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, which pretty much means she’s got her retirement already lined up, and that she doesn’t have to work, like other real Housewives, but in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get, she decides to model naked. Not for the money people, she’s already rich and doesn’t need it. She models naked because she loves being asked to be naked on camera, it makes her feel desirable, while her husband is on the road gang banging groupies.

Don’t get me wrong, I love all women who model naked, under any and all circumstances, it just makes me laugh when they do it, even when they don’t have to, because they have money and everything they want. I’m talking the villas, the mansions, the luxury cars and her only doing it cuz for the love of being asked to be naked, to feel like her mom body still has it, and that emptiness deep inside them that needs filling, ideally with cock, is better than seeing her awesome body.

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