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2018

19

Jun

Abbey Clancy Yachtism of the Day

Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…reality show star from 2006’s Britain’s Next Top Model…who became a lingerie model..

She’s a re-branded UK cokehead who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…marketing….

She has been with the same Soccer player for a long time, so she is a WAG, which means soccer wife, during the World Cup…relevant…

She’s also a mom of 3, her most recent kid slipped out of her twat 6 months ago, which is pretty major…considering how good she looks…

I like the weird pattern pressed into her upper thigh…erotica….

Hey girls sit on random things…the impression it leaves next to your mom pussy in a bathing suit is porn to me…

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We’ve got a couple more bikini pics from social media with her husband Peter Crouch..

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2018

12

Apr

Abbey Clancy Camel Riding Bikini of the Day

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe too mature and not playful enough and whatever the reason…

She’s on a fucking Camel….in a bikini….and if that isn’t one of those “epic” moments….like you got to suck some real rich dick to get to the CAMEL BIINI PIC in Dubai….

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2017

17

Oct

Abigail Clancy Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Abigail Clancy Pregnant Bikini

Abigail Clancy is in Dubai…in a bikini…showing off her stomach that we can assume is about to ruin her vagina provided her vagina isn’t already ruined from you know..making it as a “model”…

She’s married to a footballer, she’s got two kids already, she barely matters in the grand scheme or even at a micro level..

I was just in the mood to post some ready to drop pregnancy erotica…

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2017

23

Feb

Abbey Clancy Panty Flash and Great Legs of the Day

Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…she’s a re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…

She was at the BRIT awards because she’s British and amazing…and her legs long and luxurious…as she flashes her panties thanks to being invited to a red carpet event and maximizing…

I like her…she’s great…

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Rita Ora’s who no one really understands what she does, but they know she’s from the UK…a Glamourous Queen dressed like she’s in a period piece royalty….looking over her people…she’s just that kind of ego…

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CHARLI XCX was there…and who the fuck cares about these British twats…or their awards…with their dumb accents and big mashed potato eating tits…

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Some Mollie King whoever the fuck that is… was there….and I’ll throw her in this British Beef Stew of a post no one cares about…

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2016

07

Dec

Day 7 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar Proving This Year Fucking Sucks of the Day

Fuck Love Magazine and their pandering to whatever audience they can by getting whatever “it girl” with a following they can to get into lingerie to roll around …there’s zero story, zero continuity, it is lazy and they just assume it is good because they have people with following in their garbage, and they know people will post their garbage, because it is the internet and people are too fucking lazy to produce content….so instead we just look at judge….

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or fancy, or mature for her – as her face melted away and she turned what must be 45…you know do somethin fresh and exciting which is interesting since there’s nothing fresh or exciting about this Love Magazine video, it’s just tired and depressing…

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2016

18

Jan

Abbey Clancy Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…

Well, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, they could be divorced from him, but either way has a kid with him, so she’s the classy kind of girl who makes an athlete marry her before having his kid…unlike so many other escorts who see opportunity….this escort is a lady….

So thanks to her look, her hustle and her uterus, she’s pretty much got her retirement lined up, and she doesn’t have to work, which is convenient since she’s never worked, this is not work….but it’s putting effort into something, very little effort, I mean standing around in bikinis is rough when you’re a lazy bitch who spends the money of the guy you fuck….

But she’s hard at work – all in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get , because her baby daddy is out fucking groupies and she feels so alone in her good life…

Good times…

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2015

10

Nov

Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them…

So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation…

All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies…

Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it.

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