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2014

15

Apr

Abbey Clancy Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Abbey Clancy is a UK Lingerie model, who is not really a lingerie model, but is pushing 30 and has leveraged her brother’s soccer career, to find herself a soccer playing husband, who she has married and now has a solid retirement plan, that allows her to post in her lingerie and bikinis…for free…because paying her in feeding her ego is better than money for a woman with her husband’s credit card…

Not that it matters, what does matter is how good she looks in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you don’t like that…here she is posing in some backless bra for Ultimo lingerie…

Or you go look at her amazing bikini pics if you CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Feb

Abbey Clancy’s Backstage Panties of the Day

Abbey Clancy is a British lingerie model, which I assume means she’s a Glamour Model, and I have probably written about her on the site before…probably making fun of the fact that she’s not actually a model, but rather some party slut who lured in a famous Soccer player and is now living the good life, like she was Coco…a gold digging hooker done right…yep, That’s Exactly What My Angle Was ….

But the fact is that she’s flashing her pants backstage somewhere which may not be sucking dick to get ahead, but I’m easy going and accept all forms of attention seeking…plus I’ve Already Seen Her Nude

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2013

09

Dec

Abbey Clancy for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Abbey Clancy is a model…who married a soccer player…because that’s what they do in the UK and now she’s in the one decent video that Thelovemagazine has thrown into their Advent Calendar shoot…because this year, their hustle has fallen off…but this Abbey Clancy girl…belongs under my tree…wrapped up and unable to run away from me…because I like her that much and want to turn her into my very own Christmas miracle….

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2013

07

Nov

Abbey Clancy Underwear Flash of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Abbey Clancy is and I am not going to bother looking her up because I figure all these cunts kinda blend into one pile of irrelevant vagina…that thinks it is more important than it is…and there’s really only 5-10 people actually care about…the rest we just look at when they flashing their shit, period, miscarriage panties at the paparazzi..like this Abbey Clancy who I am sure is a lovely creature with an ego who thinks she’s more important than she is…just the way we like to hate em…

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2013

10

Apr

Abbey Clancy Strategic Nudity for Hunger Magazine of the Day

Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, which pretty much means she’s got her retirement already lined up, and that she doesn’t have to work, like other real Housewives, but in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get, she decides to model naked. Not for the money people, she’s already rich and doesn’t need it. She models naked because she loves being asked to be naked on camera, it makes her feel desirable, while her husband is on the road gang banging groupies.

Don’t get me wrong, I love all women who model naked, under any and all circumstances, it just makes me laugh when they do it, even when they don’t have to, because they have money and everything they want. I’m talking the villas, the mansions, the luxury cars and her only doing it cuz for the love of being asked to be naked, to feel like her mom body still has it, and that emptiness deep inside them that needs filling, ideally with cock, is better than seeing her awesome body.

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2008

19

Sep

Abbey Clancy Does FHM of the Day

I didn’t get arrested like I thought I would. But I did hide in the corner of my appartment all night hugging my knees expecting some big scary police man or bailiff to come take me away so I didn’t get much sleep and just woke up now. That’s pretty irresonsible of me, but the truth is I have paranoia issues and I don’t really understand the legalities of the internet and just started this site for fun and now feel like I am in over my head and shit, but I don’t want to bore you with all that. I mean who cares if I end up jumping into traffic thinking some random dude on the street corner is the FBI staking me out because he’s talking on his bluetooth, or if the van parked outside my house isn’t a molestor like I thought it was, but some high tech spy unit used to take me down. I mean, I don’t think I am that important or relevant. I’m just some asshole on a computer but I don’t know what the hell goes on in Bureaucracy and I guess that’s what scares me.

What doesn’t scare me is this Abbey Clancy slut in FHM doing her whole posing thing like she doe because she doesn’t care if dudes will jerk off to her at home but she does care if you kidnap her and make her into her girlfriend against her will in your basement, but I guess that just goes without saying…

Check Out Abbey Clancy’s Photoshoot in FHM
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It looks like FHM did a shoot with this soccer whore/wife a year ago, here’s the video. Good job staying fresh and creative FHM…

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