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2020

31

Aug

Alanna Masterson’s Scientology Cameltoe of the Day

I am only posting this because we can call Danny Masterson a charged rapist, which is only hilarious to me because Scientology is evil from everything I’ve read about it, but they weren’t able to manipulate these rape charges, at least not yet, I am sure they have some judges in their back pockets, and at the same time, you can’t believe all women, especially not when you’re dealing with celebrities or people of importance, because people lie, they believe their own bullshit, and they target these celebs in an already asshole user kind of way in the first place. You know that Danny Masterson was getting hit up by girls daily thanks to his 70s Show fame, and one of those women who breaks through is going to target the motherfucker to get paid or justice or notoriety of her own…so all we can hope is that the trial is fair, not that I care either way, but I don’t like the heavy handed sentences people get because they are celebrities and are being used to show how WOKE the system is….

But yeah, we can call him a charged rapist and that’s always fun, even though his sister or half sister, also a Scientologist, also an actress, who happens to have massive tits and some really tight shorts on…shorts so hungry for Xenu that they are being eaten by her Trementina Base of a pussy in all it’s Dianetic Research glory.

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2016

20

Jun

Alanna Masterson is the Scientologist in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Alanna Masterson, she’s friends with a bunch of celebrities, all of whom are Scientologists, not that there is anything wrong with that, I wouldn’t know if there was anything wrong with that, I have zero interest in learning about it or watching the documentaries on it, I feel like religion is a crazy concept and anyone who is into them – is equally nuts – or in need of some sort of moral guide – otherwise they’d fall off into drugs or sex addiction or showing their big fucking tits on the internet…which would make sense since narcissism is obsessed with joining Scientology, it must pander to their egos….

I don’t know if she acts normal, or in movies, or if this is an act, but her half brothers are Danny Masterson and the older brother in Malcolm in the middle…and now I know she’s got tits…because I’m staring at them…

I think she’s had a kid, or is pregnant, which could be why the crop of this pic is titty up, I am such a great investigative journalist…

The only reason I know she exists is because there was a time when she followed me on instagram – true story….but then I fell off…I think Lohan followed me too..then she fell off…

I guess what I’m trying to say is tits all around us….tits everywhere…tits..

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2015

19

May

Scientologist in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Her name is Alanna Masterson and she’s a Scientologist…a Scientologist in a bathing suit…which is really the best way to view Scientologists…I mean that and in their steam rooms…where they are cleansing their bodies from drugs thanks to the words of wisdom of a drug store, pulp, sci/fi writer who was broke and figured “why don’t I make my smut into a religion”…and found a solid following that turned it into the billion dollar cult…something I one day aspire to achieve with this site, because if you can turn smutty nonsense into a billion dollars, I an provide the smutty nonsense…

Join me…in this journey of spiritual enlightenment by staring at a smoking Masterson…who is fatherless thanks to Scientology forcing you to disconnect by people who leave the church…meaning she’s got the level of daddy issues I want grinding against my leg while listening to love songs…

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