Alena Blohm is a German model, she was only born in 1993, which reminds me that I am very excited to be able to fuck girls born in Y2K…the year 2000…only a year and a few months to go…that’ll be my New Years Resolution next year…because fucking an 18 year old born in the year 2000 is a dream….making this one too fucking old…

But forget that, you know like the Germans seem forget Nazism, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….and based on her overall vibe…I like to think she was created in a lab somewhere – she’s fucking hot….

Too bad she’s a working model, which means she’s a scenester who dates rich guys like all other models, not because I want to date her, but because that’s such vapid behavior…it lacks substance and is overall very fucking lame…

But she looks good in a bikini.

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Alena Blohm is a german model and she’s in this 90s throwback Calvin Klein underwear campaign, not that she remembers the 1990s, she was only born in 1993, but forgetting is something the Germans seem pretty good at, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….

That said, all these young hipsters are reliving the 90s hard, companies are re-releasing 90s products, their ads are all 90s, and it makes me feel like it’s a reminder of when AIDS was still a thing, not that any of you were getting laid in the 90s, missing out on all that fun, but you were jerking off to Baywatch…which is almost the same thing…

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Alena Blohm has ruined all the other girls for me…but more importantly…she has reminded my how shitty my reality is…in being a hot fucking German pile of amazing I want to stick my dick in like that time I stuck my dick in a pile of spaghetti noodles because a friend told me it felt better than sex…and it didn’t…

Alena Blohm has made me want to break up with all my imaginary model girlfriends, who don’t know I exist, so that I can focus my love on her…..I feel like when you know you know…it’s like why bother with anyone else, when you’ve found all you’ve ever looked for..

Sure, I’m not about to delete tinder for this bitch, I mean it’s not like she’s sucking my dick every night and making me hate her, as girls do…she’s can’t expect more than I’m already giving, and I’m sure she’s not, you know…as she doesn’t know I exist..

It’s a general theme in my life…

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