Earlier in the week – Ali Larter – from Whipped Cream Bikini fame – and pretty much only from Whipped Cream Bikini fame…an actress who has only done one movie but the paparazzi still notice her fame….was in an actual bikini and when you’re known for one thing…whipped cream bikini things…you gotta commit to it…and for the rest of your life just wear damn whipped cream to the beach not actual bikinis…that’s just crazy and disrespectful to her fans…that I assume may exist.

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Ali Larter, the Whipped Cream Bikini girl from 100 years ago…when Whipped Cream Bikinis were exciting to people in movies…before they seeked out gaping double fisting asshole porn…..you know the simpler time….is all old as fuck in a bikini…not a whipped cream bikini but a bikini nonetheless and some of you may find that really fucking exciting because you’re lives are miserable piles of shit…like the women you fuck….or barely get to fuck…because even they don’t like you…..so you jerk off to Ali Larter in a bikini like the weirdo you are….

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Here are some exciting pics of Ali Larter going through menopause.

The 42 year old, along with being old as fuck, is wearing a bikini, something you shouldn’t be interested in seeing, because no matter how much of a marathon runner she looks like, 42 year old tits are never something people actively want to see hanging out…it’s like tuck them away and remember it’s not cute to be half naked anymore…no matter how bad you want it to be cute…it’s not…

She’s a mom of 2, with some rich kid who pretends to be an actor, who has been in the worst movies and who you’d be like “Why is Ali Larter with such a low level” but it turns out that his stepfather is a billionaire scammer with a multi-level marketing company / pyramid scheme that pathetic people like you probably try to sell to their friends, and sure she’s got a great body for a mom of 2, but mom of 2 as a concept is disgusting…and abs from fitness and diet cuz she’s rich is fine…but showing it to the world is gross…but probably not as gross as her mangled mom pussy…thanks aging process…

Reality is she’s never been hot…

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Ali Larter is pretty much a nobody…she was a flat chested actress who did a whipped cream bikini a LONG time ago, the movie was called Friday Night Lights, and she’s since gone on to get breast implants and babies, both of which she’s showing off on instagram..

The sex appeal of a woman usually drops significantly when she turns 40, or 100, same thing…

But in Ali Larter’s case, her being the flat chested actress in the whipped cream bikini at her prime, like most young flat chested actresses, managed to maintain a certain size, fitness level, fat content…

It’s the bitches with the big tits you gotta look out for..

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Unlike George Zimmerman – (see earlier post) – Ali Larter doesn’t get deleted off twitter for her strategic nude selfies…because they are black and white and “artistic”…bullshit…

And because she’s a celebrity, even though I don’t really remember her from much beyond a Whipped Cream bikini…but that’s celebrity enough for twitter to not fuck with her…because when a celebrity uses your app, or site, as they do…you must treat them with the utmost respect..

Like I do…you’re all a bunch of low level talentless hookers who convinced yourselves and each other that you matter or that you have talent – when really it’s all about money and ego until you Stone Temple Pilot your narcissistic self…

RIP Motherfucker.

All this to say – every girl wants to be naked…always…yay!

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