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2018

27

Nov

Amanda Bynes Photoshopped Comeback Tour of the Day

I find it pretty hypocritical that the world destroyed Amanda Bynes when she was fat and losing her shit. Every media outlet made fun of her, cyber bullied her, shat on her…not one was sympathetic about her situation, or showed empathy, or asked her how she was doing…if anythign they just made her crazy worse…

Yet all of a sudden she’s in Paper Magazine, a magazine I think the Kardashians probably own, dressed like a normal person, dressed normal, acting normal in a “where are they now” piece that has gone semi viral and has a lot of “media hits” on the internet of people pumped on the WHERE THE MAN star is now and her comeback…

Fuck off.

Seriously. I just hate the seeing the same people who made fun of a girl, celebrate a girl 5 years later, because the tone of society has changed. Can you people be fucking consistent instead of fucking flip flopping, it makes your sincerity real fucking bullshit, like when fat Perez Hilton got skinny and apologized for being a jerk, and turned his site into a fluff piece sucking up to celebs because Jennifer Aniston confronted him…GROW A FUCKING PAIR. You mooch fucks doing what is trendy, while still exploiting a bitch for personal gain. I’m onto you.

If you’re going to destroy a girl, kick her when she’s down, encourage her to get naked as her comeback in a sex tape, not a photoshoot of her dressed like she’s going to a casual lunch meeting at her bank…..

BORING….and ultimately…who fucking cares about Amanda Bynes 6 years later.. you assholes..

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2018

22

Mar

Amanda Bynes Forever of the Day

In case you were wondering Amanda Bynes, a woman you may have jerked off to when she was the Bella Thorne of her generation, is still alive, and she seems to have eaten her way out of whatever hole she got stuck in…

She’s looking all fat thanks to anti-depressants and not being on drugs….or maybe emoitional eating, but FAT is in…even if it is far more boring than when she had her total fucking meltdown…because like most guys, I love when bitches lose their fucking minds, they are more fun to fuck, just so long as we don’t live with them or are married to them, because that shit makes for serious hell…

I really appreciated her tabloid fodder, the antics she was pulling, the crazy shit she was saying and posting, the pics..pretty much the entire experience…I even liked when I was talking to her alias on twitter…she seemed like a good time….

It’s just not the same Amanda Bynes…Nothing Lasts forever…


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2015

01

Dec

Amanda Bynes Big Tits of the Day

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Amanda Bynes and her big breasts…looking all fat thanks to anti-depressants and not being on drugs….is far more boring than when she had her total fucking meltdown…because like most guys, I love when bitches lose their fucking minds, they are more fun to fuck, just so long as we don’t live with them or are married to them, because that shit makes for serious hell…

I really appreciated her tabloid fodder, the antics she was pulling, the crazy shit she was saying and posting, the pics..pretty much the entire experience…I even liked when I was talking to her alias on twitter…she seemed like a good time….

It’s just not the same when I see her giving in to society…it’s like they took her fucking soul…But she’s still got tis, and I guess she’s not that child star she was…but rather some Anna Nicole Smith looking doughy cartoon character, who is just a week of skipping her pills away from being a real fucking good time…so here’s hoping for the return of the only AManda Bynes I appreciate..

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2015

24

Jul

Amanda Bynes Lives of the DAy

I think it’s safe to say that this didn’t work out how I hoped it would…

You see I am not a violent person and I don’t wish death upon all people, even if I think people are idiots, but I do like seeing how things like prostituting your child pans out when she grows up and gets access to her money…in what is a no childhood, probably unstable existence….

So Amanda Bynes, who was so fun at one point, turning it around to look like a hip hop video vixen, on some Amber Rose Nicki Minaj shit…is less fun when she’s not in the midst of a break down..

I mean her breakdown was fun…this is just boring as fuck

I guess I just like chaos…and Failing…that is actually winning…rather than medicated and safe…these are our puppets…make them dance like the monkeys they are…you know when inviting them to your event was a liability…

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2015

04

Feb

Amanda Bynes Lives of the Day

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The highlight of my life was when I was tipped off that this obscure twitter account was Amanda Bynes after her breakdown. You know one of those anonymous accounts that people only find out about when she sends the press release and the paparazzi, but that I randomly connected with before it blew up…and we interacted…

The highlight of Amanda Bynes’ life was probably not interacting with me on twitter after all the arrests, rehab visits, nose dives into hell….it was probably back when she was at the top of her game…

But who cares about Amanda Bynes, I mean unless she’s in a scandal no one gives a fuck..I only care because she looks like a bloated Russian hooker I once got a handjob from….I think she ended up dying…but I’ll never forget that magic….especially not now that Amanda Bynes looks like her…and is bringing up all those memories of that firm grip…

All this to say, I’m a fan.

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