You may not give a fuck about Amanda Cerny but she is one of those girls who did Playboy back when anyone could do Playboy, and instead of fading into obscurity with her photoshoot printed up and framed in their office as one of life’s adventures, you know their Forrest Gump Moment….because there are a lot of Playboy girls who no one has ever heard of that don’t really matter to anyone but maybe the guy who is fucking them, their boyfriend, husband, sugar daddy, clients…you get what I am saying here…but yeah, Amanda Cerny, totally unimpressive, not even that hot, but clever…and clearly confident…so she aligned with all the VINE STARS who ended up making stupid money from their vine clips, some who still make stupid money….as the hot chick in their videos and thus went viral too.

She’s gone back to the nudie work, which is funny, because she likely made a lot of money when brands were all about the Vine kids, and most people forgot her Playboy roots, and thus didn’t alienate her or cancel her for being naked on the internet….because NO ONE KNEW her from that.

Well, in doing the nudie work, probably getting paid stupid money with it, she’s giving you some themed content, which is nice, at least someone is…

Yes, I love themed shoots….and check out that big ass.

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I remember Amanda Cerny from when she first hit Playboy as one of the least eventful Playboy chicks ever. I knew someone who lived in LA and they texted me “I was at a party with this Amanda Cerny chick, she’s a Playboy Playmate”…and I was like “Who”…only to google her and be like “I’m with some fat crackhead missing half a front tooth and she’s high on fucking OCEAN WATER, I GOTS to go”….

Meaning, I didn’t ask him to seduce Cerny, fuck her, get her to do some nude shoot for the site after getting her drunk and making her sign a consent form because we respect the rules of content creation since we don’t create content….and by we I mean me….but you get what I am saying…I didn’t give a fuck…

So, despite her social media, digital marketing hustle, that I am sure made her stupid money, because since that day my friend was with Cerny, she’s got 10s of millions of fans, she did comedy videos with the lame Disney Drop Outs that were Vine Stars….and thanks to that hustle she exists beyond Playboy and I can’t hate on that…even if I don’t think her tits are all that fun, exciting, or even worthy of a post…they are STILL tits..just not exposed tits…I mean she’s a Playboy model, you can google pics of her cunt…GOOGLE makes money off her search results around her CUNT…but this is what she does now…pretty despressing really…from NC-17 nudes, to G rated going to Church tits…BORING.

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The most impressive thing about Amanda Cerny is thaat despite being a nude Playboy model, which is how she got her start, whether you find her a hot Playboy model or not is irrelevant, the girl got naked in an era of naked alienating you from mainstream work….

Only to launch on VINE with a bunch of lame VINE dudes who were paid way too many millions for their jokes, because they needed the hot chick costar, and she was the hot chick costar – so she fully reinvented herself from being that nude Playboy chick…..

So brands, despite her being a PLAYBOY chick were all for giving her work, because they never GOOGLED her to see she was a nude model, the tarnish or scarlett letter that normally gets you blacklisted…

ANYWAY…she’s now selling premium content, which despite being a nude model from inception is non nude….which makes zero fucking sense…but dudes be PAYING though…

I don’t know if this is a sample of that confent, but she’s dancing, holding her tit, has a fit body so whatever it’s from, it’s worth looking at.

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I wonder if the #metoo movement applies to posting up content that girls produce for their ONLYFANS….that they are only producing on ONLYFANS to squeeze money out of their loser followers who are there for the tits….you know the kind of guy who followed a bitch back in 2013 and waited it out until she gets back to her core strategy of being a nude model….which I guess CERNY is doing…

I remember her as a barely anything Playboy model…she wasn’t a big deal, viral and no one cared because she lacked that hotness a Playboy model traditional had…

She was clever enough to realize that she wasn’t going to make shit as a nude model and that the strategy was to go mainstream and she did it with the VINE KIDS…so viral she fucking went, cashed in is what she did…and I guess that wasn’t enough for her…

So she’s back to mooch off her fans by upselling them barely nudity…meaning her instagram is pushing to a porn site…meaning she’s a pornographer…so if you’re a brand looking to hire influencers…remember this one has turned her back on being a pitch man like Ronald Ragean or the SLAP CHOP guy for shit she’s clearly paid to pitch…and going direct to consumer with the product she’s got to sell..her body…

This is really not exciting content, but Amanda Cerny, is trying a little harder, even though it’s some lame ass cocktease regardless of her stepping things up a little…like the squiggly lines to cover her asshole make it art…or less slutty behavior…clickbait cash grabs…and such….it just makes it annoying…

BUT if the people keep paying and she’s making that million a month some of these OnlyFans girls make, we will see actual BUTTHOLE eventually…

And really, I respect a bitch selling herself, instead of selling skinny tea any fucking day….I HATE all the ads on instagram…I prefer shameless “BUY MY PANTIES”…but I guess I have been into sex workers since my youth…so it is more my language…

Either way…SHITTY shower time.

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Amanda Cerny was one of the least eventful Playboy chicks when she first happened…you know trying to be that hot Playboy chick who was never that hot…we’ve seen her pussy and weren’t impressed by it back when she was trying that whole Playboy chick…

The only reason anyone even knows who her sloppy ass is is because when she was trying to be an overhyped and underwhelming Playboy chick she managed to get in with the Vine Crowd who are all now billionaires….they needed the “hot” Playboy chick as a costar and she was ready for the clout….despite not being the “hot chick”…but vine stars were all queer anyway…so they just assumed being a Playboy chick meant hot…..and she got to go viral….

So it’s nice to see her go back to her roots, despite all the brand deals she’s had all these years, because they forgot she was even a Playboy chick or that google could show you her cunt….

But with COVID and knowing she’s been naked online in the past, she probably figures she can mooch off her core audience who were into her Playboy shit some content…give them a little taste of her past…while still being brand friendly…cuz her NUDES aren’t NUDE…but still get her paid…

It’s a scam, but all these bitches are a scam, so at least we can see their scam asses, even if they aren’t that great….

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