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2017

07

Jul

Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a model from 100 years ago…and I guess she’s friends with Alessandra Ambrosio because both are from BRazil, both started modeling 1000 fucking years ago, but Ana Beatriz Barros’ fat mom belly never quite recovered the way Alessandra’s did, allowing us to see the difference between aged Brazilian women…some fill out…others do everything they can to stay hot so that they keep getting paid the millions a year…and both are probably worth cumming to…since you already have…at least once in their VS model catalog girl careers…

Either way, two Brazilian hookers who made it – all old and fat now – hot.

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2016

19

Sep

Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day

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There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the late 90s and early 2000s…but I guess that was a long time ago, so long ago that the girls I fuck now or want to fuck were born when she booked her first GUESS? campaign in 1996…I’m so perverted…yes I am…

Well, I don’t think I’ve heard her name in years, but she did get married to a rich guy this past summer, as these models do..because at 34 it’s time to throw int he towel and stop trying….

But then she showed up to fashion week with some Ana Beatriz Barros nipples….and clearly…she’s still trying….the right way…

You see her nipples are a decent distraction from her old as fuck face…because when you spend the majority of your 20s out in the sun, getting paid over a million dollars a year to strut around naked and fuck rich guys…as regular men men everywhere jerk off to your Bazilian goddess body…it takes a toll on your face….it looks tired…

It also looks like it’s had work done….not quite like the tranny brazilian goddesses you’re into watching in porn…but work done that works for an actual hot brazilian model in her mid 30s…..but looks 45 because she probably is thanks to lying when they first created her…and I kind of like it, even if 30 is the death year for me, the sophistication and still hot in her retirement….all expired…but worth cumming in…is good…but that could just be the nipples talking…it’s always the nipples talking…the talking nipples that get me in trouble when I talk back to them in public…when they are attached to women with no sense of humor….

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2015

13

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

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Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit

She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work…

There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago…

But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it…

Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago…

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