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2020

14

Feb

Ariadna Gutierrez Lingerie of the Day

Ari Gutierrez Galore Red Lingerie

Ariadna Gutierrez is the Miss Universe Viral moment that involved Steve Harvey wrongfully crowning her, only to rip the crown from her excited hands, making people around the world laugh, because we love when people fail, especially people as obnoxious as pageant girls, who I guess when in Colombia are just doing it to get international success, which leads to work visas in the USA, so that she can smuggle drugs in her tits like Sofia Vergara and Shakira.

They gotta get those drugs in somehow…and it’s not always practical to do it when shipping Sea Food, or other produce to America, because those packages get searched, but when the mule is a woman the customs officials want to fuck, cuz they follow them on IG or the tabloids…or on TV and get distracted by being star struck…

I mean if you’re a Colombian drug cartel, you might as well use the hottest women you can, otherwise what’s the point of making all that money.



Ari Gutierrez Galore Red Lingerie

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2019

05

Nov

Ariadna Gutierrez Naked Body Glitter of the Day

Ariadna Gutierrez Naked Body Glitter

Ariadna Gutierrez is the Miss Universe runner up who Steve Harvey accidentally named as the winner a few years back.

She has gone from Meme who got to do all kinds of media to talk about the false win, like the false pregnancy my mom thought she was having before I crawled out, huh? Totally…

She has gone from meme to body painted tits, I assume after the viral stunt / viral fail people clicked through and followed her on social media and she’s likely making her million dollars a year thanks to that fail…

If only all of our fails panned out this well…they won’t / don’t / can’t but it happens for some…it helps if they got tits…and I full support that sexism, women need all the help they can get…that’s why GOD / science, (depending on your belief), gave them tits. Tits nature’s way to benchmark your level of value in the world….or at least an easy thing to pull out to get noticed again…when the meme hype subsides…

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