Ashley Benson has had big tits for a while now, I mean probably since puberty, but we only found out about her when she had that one acting job that happened to be a huge hit of a show that I’ve never seen….but I have seen her tits in various states of naked because she’s been famous for so long the tits have been around….

She unfortunately checked out of celebrity, not because I liked her as a celebrity, but big tit lives matter and when a host body falls off, they end up fat and that’s just a loss for everyone involved.

Luckily, she has been making some kind of comeback in the last few years and apparently she’s still got her tits…and in her comeback there’s been weightloss.

My theory is that she was dyke for a while, just a mean old fake lesbian to claim LGBTQ, but still a lesbian…

Then she went back to cock, started taking loads because she missed it, and now her body is getting the testorterone it needed from the cum inside her, rather than some angry bitch in construction boots and flannel with a strap on….and her body is hormonally regulating itself…

Or she’s starving herself, on drugs, who cares because the gunt has gone and the tits have stayed and that’s really where we want to be.

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I don’t know why Ashley Benson has decided to start sexualizing herself again, but it’s been about a decade of her being a dumpy, lazy loooking, sloth living off her hit TV show she lucked out on getting money….

Maybe it’s some superpowers she sucked out of the vagina in the lesbian relationship she was in, or maybe the return to cock filled her with energy and male hormones that made her want to put her big titties to work, but whatever it is, the pussy eating dick whore, you know because she wants a bit of anything and everything, which is the same energy she likely applied to her fat years of overeating actual food, not the pussy that she also overate…..

ANYWAY, she’s involved in brands, she’s involved in new movies that probably suck, she’s going out in her signature mind control hair color, all made up like a ditch pig with lipstick on….and she’s got sloppy enough tits to get us through it all…

There may not be nipple, so it’s just cleavage, which is very pre-internet so we jerk off to cleavage since full tit isn’t available, but you know, that’s good enough for me, since I don’t plan on jerking off to slop hole Benson….but I will stare at her tits.

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This is the kind of thing that Lawyers will email me to take down, even though the picture was taken and 99 percent of people who have taken nudes over the last 20 years knew that there was a 99 percent chance that the pictures would be seen, would be shared, would be posted, who cares!

It is an oversharing world, so why be mad that we get to see what COULD be you hot tits, or more importantly, YOUR WET DILDO that you’re sending out to whoever you are sexting cuz you’re horny and bored, with resources to masturbate all day!

I appreciate the wetness on the DILDO, but would rather see it stretching her out, is it big enough to make those lip grips, we’ll never know!

I mean, since she’s not a pure lesbian, there’s likely been large cock in her at least once, they can’t all have cocks as disappointingly small as you, but I guess even being a pure lesbian would mean stretching out still happens, with fists, or construction boots, or other non penis shaped phalluses!

The point of the story is Ashley Benson is more interesting, even though 99 percent of women have dildos they fuck, it’s better when it is owned by someone who was on TV once or twice!

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These are from 2018, I don’t think I’ve seen them before. I definitely have no idea what they are from, maybe some hacker broke into her phone an leaked them, maybe she leaked them because when you have great tits, you might as well use them especially when you’re a self obsessed, proven by being a celebrity, because these people are only in it because they are self obsessed, fame obsessed, attention seeking and disgusting….but Hey, if they show me their tits, I don’t give a fuck about their lameness…and trust me, they are all lame…no celebrity out there is cool….even THE ROCK sits on his instagram and looks at his data and stats to figure out how to become bigger and even more important….instead of fucking off with his money, making his shitty movies, and not being a fame seeking cunt…..

Anyone with an audience, actively tries to grow and maintain that audience, and there’s really nothing interesting about that, but I do wish I had a little more of that in my spirit, maybe we’d have more traffic here because clearly, celebrity is not based on quality, and I am shitty enough to make it, the bar’s pretty low.

Anyway, the titties are good, Ashley Benson is a giant whatever I only like about the tits, so I am glad there being flashed in a good old fashioned drunk slut at a college party way we all need in our souls…

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Woah Ashley Benson…

Just when you forgot about the typically dumpy, only famous from being on one hit show, the actor version of a one hit wonder, who has a huge social media following, because of that hit show…..

She comes out with a half naked selfie, in lingerie and mesh, in a “Felt Cute Might Delete Later” thirst trap for likes and follows because apparently girls like being jerked off to.

The only conclusion that I can come up with from all the slutty selfies out there is that girls like to be jerked off to…and I guess that works out well for us.

Clearly, she’s been either starving herself, railing amphetamines, working out, or eating the pussy so hard she’s now dying of AIDS<, because I thought she was fatter....but she's no longer a full fledged lesbian, she did that for the acronym she can drop in meetings when they decide to only cast or hire woke people who compartmentalize themselves in some sexuality box... The world is weird...could you imagine Hollywood of Yesteryear doing slutty selfies, I'd be all over Bea Arthurs....or Angela Lansburry....Murder, She Wrote....more like Murder, my face with them titties Bed knobs and Broomsticks...momma. [gallery columns="2" size="medium" ids="831639,831642"] JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Her body looks great for a fat chick…who I may be misgendering as fat…you know big tits tend to do that to me….they confuse me and make me assume the worse..but when the oversized t-shirt comes off…and you realize the tits were actually responsible for said lie…you must the only thing that makes sense…and punish them by jerking off to them…

BAD TITS…

BAD BAD TITS…

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME THINK A HOT BODY IS A FAT BODY THROUGH YOUR OPTICAL ILLUSIONS…

I don’t know what this series is from, but it’s artsy and hot and clearly designed to be jerked off to, so maybe that’s not punishing the tits as planned, but giving them what they want, either way, a win for all.

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Ashley Benson is the fake lesbian like all those dudes dressed like girls that are rocking the lesbian dating app now that they are considered women and those lesbians on the app have no choice but to have sex with them and their penises because it’s a woman penis you see…otherwise they aren’t woke, or aren’t left enough, or are even worse some traditional racist bigot who doesn’t care about trannies…

That’s the world we are in….men who can’t get laid, losing their shit, buying the cheapest dress and make-up at K-Mart, all to not need to compete with all those other dudes on the dating apps who aren’t getting ignored….

If you can dress like a chick and fuck chicks who think you’re a chick…take advantage of this shit…it’s the GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY…

But yeah, Benson did the lesbian thing, but not real lesbianism, more Hollywood lesbianism, probably marketing tactics initiated by her team, only to go back to cock, because lesbianism is some fleeting thing now, a trend, not some militant, bull dyke, motorcycle riding, knitting, construction boot wearing, laborer in plaid shit….it’s for all the girls who grew up watching porn…even hotties…weird.

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Ashley Benson’s been putting in work, not that you can really call it work, I mean it is hardly work, but she’s updating her social media accounts with pics of herself, while looking more fit and less fat, lazy and depressed than she was before eating Cara Delevingne’s pussy as a way for Cara to continue growing her social media presence, since Benson’s fucking famous thanks to having the right timing because instagram happened when her show was a big show.

Anyway, along with eating Cara’s ass and absorbing some of her skinny model gut flora, Benson’s also been working out, and I guess posing for slutty selfies for her feed to keep the views coming, since views equals money and that’s all these scumbags care about…

What I like about this pic, is her fat sloppy tit hanging off her thigh…it’s a side tit you’d expect from a fat chick in the bath, and maybe in ways that’s exactly what it is…a pick a fold and fuck, only in this case the fold is a tit.

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Ashley Benson’s a tween star who got her acting start when she was 14 years old….on Days of Our Lives, in what I call porn acting without the sex, but with all the middle aged women masturbating just as hard as a bunch of genderless weirdos jerking off to ass licking videos because they are also genderless, assuming people still watch Soap Operas, I mean white trash, people on disability, lazy fucks who don’t work but sit at home and collect government money and teens on sick days, or in the past year, sick years….have other options…this is not sick days from the 80s where I had no choice but to watch that low level shit…

Anyway, she quit acting for Bring It On, I don’t remember her being onthat show because her fame happened with Pretty Little Liars…a Disney produced, so you know she’s been groomed and it’s paid off nicely….then she did Spring Breakers and disappeared for 6 years but had that social media and I guess the money’s too good for the elite with their social media…to not post smut to their social media.

The good news is that she got Cara Delevingne’s skinny model gut flora from eating her ass, Lesbian Sex you know, and now she’s thinned the fuck out, unless this is some weird carnival mirror that slims her out, I’m not a scientist, just a celebrity reducing themselves to bikini pics commentator…

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