You know something like 24,000 – 30,000 major websites went down for about an hour….thanks to the internet outage that they’ve been predicting over at the last year now that they’ve done the pandemic…next up is internet outages….they tell us their plan..

But yeah, up to 30,000 sites went down and we stayed up, it was pretty amazing, and a reminder that I am the cockroach of the internet.

That’s not to say when the internet is actually turned off, I’ll still be here, I mean I want to turn the site off every day, but have nothing else to do….it’s just to say that I survived THIS outage….like the survivor I am….

I guess Ashley Benson is a survivor in her own right, the dumpy Pretty Little Liars star was able to go viral when she was on TV and not just because of her big tits, but because she was on the popular show at the time. She hasn’t done anything since, except fuck some model chicks, and likely eat their poo, get their fecal enzymes, which has been a prove weightloss strategy…eat SKINNY girl shit…

So now, she’s a spokesperson for a fitness brand, even though, she probably doesn’t really do fitness but neither do the women at the Grocery Store and I’ll still stare at their spandex asses…

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Since Ashley Benson’s lesbian stint with Cara Delevingne, she’s become substantially hotter. I don’t know if they did some fecal transplants while licking each other’s asses before peeing on each other’s vagina in some masculine inspired CLIMAX…since a woman can’t orgasm on the internet without a SQUIRT…so you know it happened….

But I have done some reading on gut not gunt but gut biome and it’s pretty interesting, they call it your second brain, but it’s actually got more receptors than your first brain, even though you consider your penis your first brain, which makes sense because since it’s so small, it’s likely more substantial than your actual brain….

But yeah, GUT BIOME….where the good bacteria leads to a healthy you, and the bad bacteria leads to an inflammation filled you…and when you eat sugar, grains and dairy you feed the bad bacteria inflaming you…when you eat other shit it feeds the good bacteria making you healthier….fascinating right….

Well, even more fascinating they have found bacteria in skinny people that differ from obese people, and if you can get that skinny bacteria in your gut, you can get skinny too…since you digest based on your gut bacteria…fascinating right….

So it’s safe to say I’ve eating the shit of fat women for too long and now that Benson has eaten the shit of skinny women, she’s dropped 40 pounds, must be feeling good, cuz she’s posting hot pics of herself…and the good news is that weight loss didn’t affect the titties!

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Ashley Benson is really not that eventful of a celebrity. She got cast on some major show at the time instagram was first happening and all of a sudden…she fucking mattered and will continue to matter as long as social media exists cuz she’s got the followers and no one unfollows for whatever reason….it’s a great scam and probably why she hasn’t worked as an actor since that show…unless she has and I don’t know about it cuz I don’t give a fuck….I mean her lesbian relationship with Cara Delevigne was a pretty funny “role” she took on….that actually helped her get hotter, becasue before Delevingne, she was about 40 pounds fatter, sloppy and lazy looking, but now she’s got fit, still has her big tits and gets done up the way I like to see celebrities present themselves….If I wanted to watch some slob on the couch looking like she’s on her period despite being too old for her period, I’d just look at my wife….these celebs have a responsibility to be hot..that’s why they get paid…fuckers..

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I don’t really find Ashley Benson all that hot, but who the fuck cares about what I think…

She looks a little doughy, maybe sloppy, like her vagina would be easy to fist due to a lack of musculature and potentially from her stint as a lesbian, since from all I’ve known of lesbians for the entirety of my life, is that they like to fist each other…you know romantics…that’s why they all seem so mad at the world….or did before everyone became a lesbian thanks tot he conditioning from their porno feeds….and the media who fucking loves anything LGBTQST…instead of just letting people be the pervert degenerates who fuck whatever we want whenever we want…man, woman or object….they have to glamorize certain types of people who fuck certain types of other people…in what they call inclusivity but that I call segregation…

ANYWAY…she’s been riding her Pretty Little Liar fame for what must be 10 years….has huge following on social media so she didn’t have to do much work to get paid…and in the last few months, the big tits, who has always had big tits, have been looking far more fit, far more hot and because of that, she looks like she’d far more challenging to fist…you know just a tightening up that looks good…

Here’s some of her cleavage…

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Ashley Benson was the big tits from the show PRETTY LITTLE LIARS which is about the only thing she’s done as an actor except maybe being on Barney or whatever the child stars got their start when they got sold off to the industry…but she’s known for being in Pretty Little Liars which conveniently happened when instagram happened and she got all the fucking followers she fucking needed without having to do much “digital marketing” work to get the big paying brand deals…or the Model girlfriends since everyone is bisexual thanks to their porn addiction from the POV of a man…confusing people…and that’s ok, I’ll watch girls eat each other’s asses, why the fuck not….but she went back to the dick, and who knows where she’s at now….I just know she’s dropped a solid 20 poinds and looks better than she has in many years because less fat is more hot than more fat which is less hot….basic fucking science…

These are some cleavage pics because she’s busty and when your busty, you should post cleavage pics, they are powerful, they are meaningful, and they are why we’re here looking….

THese are also some leather or pleather or plastic pants…which for those of you into unbreathable fabric…especially on hot days….or during fitness…it’s a breeding ground for ALL kinds of flavorful things…

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Ashley Benson, who got stupidly famous on social media because her show was a hit show when instagram was first going viral and people needed to find people to follow when most celebs weren’t onto it yet….but the CW network made sure their stars were on because it was a way to connect with fans and sell ads….so she’s got 21 million followers….despite having not done much besides Cara Delevingne in the last 5-10 years her show has been over….because she doesn’t need to…

Anyway, in those 7 years she was pretty fucking sloppy looking, always with a set of big tits but also with a body you’d expect a girl with big tits to have because the body always grows into the tits…we call it the Jennifer Love Hewitt effect….some call it the Kate Upton effect….older people call it the Anna Nicole Smith effect…but she was always bigger…you like she’d basically given up and was living on her investments or TV show earnings,

Thanks to fucking a model, if you consider Cara Delevingne a model, which I assume most people do, even if I don’t…she got inspired to get fit…or to starve herself or most likely got some of her poo transplanted into her lesbian asshole..from their lesbian sex.

Research has proven that skinny people have different enzymes in their poo thanks to their gut biome. something you can get if you eat a skinny person’s poo, which I would assume is the main sex acts lesbians can do with not having a dick….because girl’s looking fit…or skinny..maybe just not as soft….and still has tits…which is fun for a bikini selfie!

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Ashley Benson is making a comeback after years of doing nothing….and I think there’s a good message here for all the girls out there and that is that a little working out, starving yourself out thanks to the help of your skinny lesbian lover, can go a VERY long way, because since she happened from that hit show she was on, yes the only hit show she was on, she’s been a dumpy looking smoking section at your high school, skipping gym class looking like she never worked out ever, but at least she had tits…..but now…all that’s changed and it’s wonderful….skinny always wins…so get fit.

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Ashley Benson, who isn’t that interesting of a celebrity, but who is super fucking famous thanks to some dumb show she was on that was a huge deal at the time instagram launched…securing her place in the world because people don’t unfollow…hence all these idiots like the Kardashians just won’t go away…

She hasn’t done anything since that show, at least not in terms of acting in anything memorable, but why fucking bother if you’re rich…what she has done since the show is a stint with lesbianism with what Cara Delevingne who looks like an AIDS patient, because I guess it’s the gay disease….or was…you can’t say that anymore….

She’s clearly working on making a comeback, using her tits for good…so stare at them…

Here she is in the Bath, preparing for her intramural Hockey Game where she plays the Goalie….

Here she is twerking, or jumping into a twerk where you can basically see her pussy print, or pussy from behind, in a pair of sweatpants, because no fabric is too think for that pussy to eat I guess….

Here she is in a bikini to getting a COVID test, looking like an instagram influencer, cuz she’s got that fucked up muppet filter on, which I guess is for all you COVID fetishists who get hard for COVID now that it is your fucking life…..I think all COVID tests are better with bikini tops on…

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Ashely Benson, who you may know for her tits, because I only know her for the tits, and they aren’t even that substantial of tits, but they are still tits….is out here in a bikini top.

I did not watch Pretty Little Liars or whatever the fuck it was called but I know that the show was really fucking viral because it was a hot show when instagram happened and it allowed the whole cast to exist on social media forever….because people don’t unfollow…

In the even you have been living under a rock, because you’re a socially awkward weirdo you’d expect to visit a site like this, then you should know that instagram is life and if you have millions of followers, you just make stupid money existting because brands want your audience to buy shit…so it’s just one horrible ad…everyone telling you to buy shit you don’t need…and that they haven’t even vetted…they just want to get paid…so influencers are just influencing people to buy whatever they are paid to sell you…it’s trash.

But it means people like Ashley Benson, who are “actors” don’t need to actually act anymore, but still matter….tits or not…but I choose to focus on the tits…and here they are in a bikini top…

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Ashley Benson is out with her tits out…which I guess is good news because the only good thing I know about Ashley Benson is that she was the big sloppy tit girl from a show I’ve never seen, but a show that was very popular, so it put her on the map and on Instagram to be FOREVER followed by her audience..

She’s been working out, but still has tits, tits that are not wearing a bra but that are in a sheer top so that you can see your tits which is how you’d want any bitch who you don’t fuck to dress when they are out in public, you know so you can see her tits…

I don’t really find Benson to be anything special, not that hot, her whole lesbianism with Cara Delevingne didn’t give me lesbian fantasies, if anything I felt like ti would smell like unshowered overrated pussy discharge…but that’s just me…

She’s back on the dick…as fake lesbians or people who get rooked in by predators trying to ride their fame…in a one night went a little too wild in the mutual masturbation so we touched each other and the next thing we know, we’re a fake lesbian relationship….not that I care about the inner workings of her lesbianism…I’m here for the tits…to leave kind and encouraging words for the tits…because more of this is a good tactic….keep showing the tits…

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