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2020

27

May

Ashley Benson Bra of the Day

Ashley Benson, who is a fat chick who fights off being a fat chick, but is still a fat chick, has been single from her lesbian relationship for less than a month, I guess she couldn’t handle Cara Delevingne’s nasty cunt stank, but also the fact that she policed her eating, you see models know the important of skinny while actors who aren’t working just slop the fuck down and figure if they need a fat chick for a role, they can get in on it, but that Pretty Little Liars money is enough to just chill, and eat, and chill….

She’s already got into some DICK, you know some rebound after what may have been a year of dick shaped objects, but not actual dick, but she’s also been eating more than just dick as she sloppily spills out of her shorts…

So dude is like “I broke her lesbianism, I’m hilarious” only to realize jokes on him, because that lesbianism kept her skinny and she’s now fat as shit…and it’s just beginning…

Ultimately, who gives a fuck about Ashley Benson or her bra top…clearly not G-Eazy who will be out of there soon cuz he’s too rich for this fat chick shit….I mean I guess he thinks of himself as a little hip hop and black dudes like the fat white girls…but if you’re going to go big, you gotta go big…not middle aged mom body after 4 kids body…if you know what I mean…which you don’t cuz I don’t even know what I mean.

Heres a shot of G-Eazy realizing what he’s doing…

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2020

25

May

Ashley Benson Topless of the Day

Ashley Benson Lindsey Byrnes Nude Shoot

Ashley Benson is topless and doing what I guess is called an ARM BRA…covering them fat titties….

She was a lesbian until recently because I guess that’s what happens with lesbianism because it is a myth.

I don’t deny the licking of pussy, the mutual masturabtion, the getting their dirty finger nails scrapping their cervical lining for the HPV they all have. That’s real..but the idea of two girls bitching at each other romantically is just a fucking cartoon premise not real life….and when you factor in the whole celebrity aspect, it’s easy to see it’s a great publicity stunt in this woke era….because before the lesbianism she was just some fat bitch with a lot of followers from Pretty Little Liars with a lot of Insta Followers that wasn’t doing shit….it took an opportunist like Cara Delevigne to see the opportunity in scissoring…

As it turns out, this one isn’t a lesbian, she is instead fucking Halsey’s ex named G-Easy, or G-Eazy, I don’t speak mainstream fluffy bullshit act, so I’m not sure how the Non-G spells his name….I just know the dumpy tits he cums on with that herp dick and so do you!

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2020

18

May

Ashley Benson Back on Dick in a See Through Top of the Day

Ashley Benson Nipples See Through

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne ended their fake relationship, I hear it was a fight over how Benson isn’t into eating nasty Delevingne pussy, like she’s cool with the whole publicity stunt side of being a lesbian, which has Katherine Hepburn and all the early lesbians who had to pretend they weren’t lesbians in Hollywood rolling in their lesbian graves, because the idea that being a dyke getting you hype is absurd….but that’s the world we live in, or at least assume we live in since it is all a simulation….

POINT BEING, whether they scissored or mutually masturbated, or fingered each other or not, Benson was able to use the Delevingne friendship to drop 100 pounds, retain some tit, and jump back on a dick within a few minutes of breaking up…because she’s spent a year craving the dick….assuming she wasn’t fucking the dick when in her fake relationship with Delevingne…

Lesbianism is a myth, a perversion…but see through tops and nipples are real…and that’s why we will focus on Benson on a comeback tour….now that that other miss step is over with…

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2020

18

Mar

Ashley Benson Pussy Eater of the Day

Ashley Benson Pussy Eater

Ashley Benson doing the Pussy Eater gesture that used to really offend any girl I would do the pussy eater gesture to…..is pretty fucking weird.

Is she just joking around about her sexual preferences. Is she mocking lesbians everywhere because she can. Is she even a fucking lesbian, because she’s probably not a lesbian and it’s all just some paparazzi act for some media hype….

Who fucking cares, it’s vulgar….which makes it great, even if you’d rather it be some dick sucking gestures. I’d expect some better technique, but at the same time these egotistical idiots are selfish loves who don’t really give as well as they take…I mean that’s a lazy pussy eating.

We will assume it her technique to not get the Coronavirus, you know build that immunity through toxic, diseased, vile cunt like Cara Delevingne pussy.

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2020

05

Mar

Ashley Benson’s Drinking Shay Mitchell’s Breast Milk and Dacing of the Day

Ashley Benson is back. The busty Pretty Little Liars starlet with so many IG fans has resurfaced recent months after a bout with being a fat fucking slob.

All it took was hanging with fake models like Cara Delevigne for sexual reasons, to get her diet on track…but those big tits she’s always had have remained.

She partnered up with her co-star and Canadian clickbaiter / media manipulator who has become and influencer and entrepreneur since acting on the same show as Benson, you know while Benson was getting fat, Shay was on the hustle. Indian work Ethic I guess…but easy to execute thanks to their “fame” level.

In keeping up with some media manipulation, Benson filmed a taste test of the titty milk. This was clearly set up to go viral, so I’ll just have to buy into it and do my part in helping it go viral…as one of you reads this.

Clearly, Ashley Benson dranking titty milk is just some lesbian fetish of delving into the pureness of the tits and it’s purpose here on earth, but I am sure girls taste each other’s tit milk all the time. If it’s good enough for babies, then it’s not quite as bad as eating other bodily fluids out of a person.

So maybe the attempt to be shocking, which wasn’t that shocking, considering she eats Cara Delelvignes shit off her asshole for sexual purposes all the time. Maybe Cara’s shit enzymes are what boosted Benson’s metabolism…. Breast Milk seems to be a pretty tame considering the other shit she does.

Either way, it’s some perv shit….some hot perv shit…for all of us now involved in this.

Ashley Benson Got Moves

Here she is all skinny in Paris in a see through dress

Ashley Benson Nipples See Through

Here she is motorboating some gay drunk dude…

Here she is with Stifler’s Mom…

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2020

02

Mar

Ashley Benson Big Titty Armpit Fetish of the Day

When I was in my 20s, I lived with a dude who was an interesting character. From licking a hooker after eating KFC, only for the hooker to say “what’s that smell” at one of our hooker parties, to fucking a homeless girl on her period without a condom, to going to a gay bar after being dumped to see if that was his true calling because women hated him and caused him pain to finding him in MDMA pits getting massaged by men at raves we’d go to together, to being into girls who wear boys super hero underwear..to the police being called because of whatever porn he was watching and the legless neighbor with a drug problem thinking a girl was being violated….good times…but one of the consistent things he’d talk about was fucking armpits. Whether it was with girls I’d bring around, or just casual conversations, he’d just try to get girls to let him fuck their armpits…so this one’s for you bud….

Ashley Benson, the Cara Delevigne Lesbian…with her armpit, that lives next to her fat lesbian tit, ready to be fucked…all shaved and begging for cock like all woman armpits do…if you’re an armpit fetishist too.

Here she is at fashion week about 40 pounds lighter because she’s not eating so much semen anymore, or MAYBE it is because of her hanging with a model gf who starves her, or maybe drugs.

Here she is in what could be a see through granny doily dress…

Big day for Benson – Comeback tour…

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2020

24

Feb

Ashley Benson Bikini Top of the Day

Ashley Benson knows what trauma and hurt really is…because I can assure you that she’s been found, at various times in her life, with a perfectly good pussy to fuck, but with no strap on in sight.

Maybe she left it at home, you can’t take that strap-on out with you, making the sex outside of home a planned thing, ruining all spontaneity…plus you can’t really travel with one for fear of the shame if it got pulled out at customs…or by TSA…especially when you’re famous.

The plight of the lesbian who wants to get down the way SEX is supposed to be, but doesn’t have the dick attached to a harness / belt to get it the way she wants, so instead it’s just a grind…..Cunt on cunt, looking like when you take 2 peanut butter sandwiches out of your lunch back in high school that look all smushed together, just grinding like it’s a bad lap dance…until eventually one of them demands getting fisted…

Lesbian sex…a weird thing…

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2019

18

Dec

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Click Bait Lesbians of the Day

Ashley Benson Cara Delevigne Lesbian Bathtub

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne brought out the click bait….

We get it, you’re fake lesbians, because lesbianism is a myth, they all want the seed of man inside them to make babies, even the most manly of lesbians, if anything it’s a fetish, a little CUNT ON CUNT cuz they are chronic masturbators bored of their own pussies and into trying new pussy to see what else is out there….plus it comes with a lot of media hype in this era of everyone caring about every pervert and gross detail of every person…from their daily shit color to what dildos they use…nothing is kept secret and shameful and that fucks up humanity as a whole…it’s nice to be ashamed of shit you are into…it makes it more exciting…and gives you that dopamine…if you’re do anything too much, like sending nudes out to dudes all day, or fucking girls off the internet, you eventually need to step it up to make it interesting for yourself..that’s why LEO DiCaprio fucks men and why husbands cheat on hot young chicks, or make their wife fuck black dudes in their matrimonial room….HUMANS get bored and I find this boring…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Cara Delevigne|SFW

2019

06

Dec

Ashley Benson Nude of the Day

Ashley Benson Nude

I have nothing to say about lebsian with Cara Delevingne in this strategic nude shot now that she’s lost her weight via lesbian sex, and having a lesbian partner who pretends to be a model, and thus needs to be skinny, through fitness, diet, drugs, and gut flora enhanced by pussy bacteria…you know if you eat the shit of a skinny person, their shit bacteria will reprogram your digestion and could be a weight loss tactic, which should be your pickup line at any bar or party this Holiday season…spot a skinny girl, name off all your obesity related ailments, explain the research on shit bacteria, then ask for health, wellness and weighloss from them….via eating their shit…however you can….it will go over well..>TRUST ME <...I mean just look at Ashley Benson, the fat bitch already posing nude, it's only been a year since she started going down on Cara Delevingne...the results are remarkable...right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2019

24

Oct

Ashley Benson Bra of the Day

Ashley Benson the lesbian must have changed her doses of her anti depressants, or she’s burning a lot of calories by running a marathon on Cara Delevingne’s pussy with her tongue, or maybe she’s found starvation cuz fat is back…or maybe she’s found hard drugs cuz Cara Delevingne is a rich kid from the UK who came up in the party scene and likes cocaine instead of meals…it’s good for her model turned acting career…

I am all for girls posting up pics of their bras for social feedback…is it a “do I look good” or a “fuck I look good”….or a “check out this bra, they are paying me to post this, cuz I have tits and was on a popular show”…all while giving us pics of her bra despite having never met her…it is kind of weird….

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