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2018

03

Dec

Ashley Benson Flashes her Ass of the Day

Ashley Benson Pussy Flash

I thought Ashley Benson was a lesbian, she was fake dating Cara Delvingne and they were fake wearing wedding rings because I guess both had fallen off in relevance…and no one gave a fuck about them as individuals…so them as a unit became more interesting for tabloid fodder…

But here she is with some queer named Isaac, who is eating off her bathing suit, her pussy that hasn’t been fucked by a dick in a while, but that I can assume has been fisted a few times, I’ve seen lesbian porn and they really like to take advantage of their small hands when it comes to filling a bitch and massaging her cervix…

I will say, this is the best we’ve seen her, maybe Delevingne has her on a starvation diet or fitness routine, cuz no one likes a fat bitch…unless a skinny bitch who wants to look skinnier next to her, but not when she’s too fat…cuz that’s just gross and hard to bury your face into…

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2018

15

Aug

Fat Ashley Benson and Cultural Appropriator Cara Delevingne Fake Kiss of the Day

Everyone is a lesbian….especially when they are fame whore attention seeking overrated trash like these two scissoring cunts….

I can’t imagine anyone gives an actual fuck about Cara Delevingne now that her weird trendy for a minute while not being hot has blown over. I don’t even know how that happened….or about Ashley Benson the fat girl with fat tits cuz she’s a fat girl from Pretty Little Liars or some other teen show I never watched but that made her famous for being more than the dump truck she is….

But the two love to show the paparazzi that they are in love, in a troll, in a joke, in a statement…that reminds me of college aged girls who used to makeout with each other back in the day…before girl on girl was a thing…in the scrambled porn era of catalog masturabtion….when it was actually an OMG these girls are desperate and I love it…while now it’s jut boring as fuck….

If they aren’t fisting each other, or double fisting Ashley Benson’s cunt like she double fists In and Out Burgers…I’m not interested.

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2018

29

May

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Scissor of the Day

Every once in a while I like to post celebrity gossip stories, rather than celebrities flashing their assholes, like I am TMZ, to spite TMZ, for cutting me off their traffic exchange for calling Paul Walker a sex offender, because where I am from, if you’re Fiance is 16, you’re a sex offender. I know I am not Mormon so I don’t know all the rules, but I use logic of seeing 16 year old girls and thinking “that’s perverted”…even if Elvis met his wife when she was 14, and there have been generations of fucking perverts….but the point is, they blocked me because Warner Brothers owns them, conflict of interest, sure…but they don’t tell you that…and Warner Bros was putting out Fast and Furious 600, Paul Walker’s last drive….and didn’t like it.

SO here’s my celebrity Gossip, that isn’t even my gossip, because when I get my own gossip from credible sources, the people who read this sit, DO not make it go viral…..

So anyway, clickbait garbage fat has been who isn’t even 30 yet Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne who is not hot, exciting, or interesting in her quest to be an actress now that she’s crawled down the METH hole, are trying to promote nonsense, create a meme, tell the world they are fucking, to be interesting, compelling, or to make a joke…or to get press…..

Because the media is so lame they talk about the shit like it matters…and it works…

They are called #Cashley, even though Cara Delevingne has been with other women the last month, because that’s how media whoring works, you try to be exciting…When I know that no one gives a fuck about fat Benson or Cara Delevingne, the famous pussy fucker, who has been playing this storyline for a long time. The gateway to lesbianism for all these women, because I guess she loves to scissor, eat pussy, because it is free marketing hype…

WE ONLY CARE about the sex tapes, and not even, because Lesbian sex is anti climatic.

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2018

23

May

Ashley Benson is a Sloppy Smoker of the Day

I have always called the Big Titty Ashley Benson, who was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, disgusting….and people would get mad at me, I would get genuine emails about how she wasn’t fat or sloppy or a big, who had big tits due to lifestyle choices that were the wrong lifestyle choices…

Well look at her now, not working, chain smoking, in Sweat Pants, looking 300 lbs in her oversized outfit…buying smokes like some homeless girl who looks down on her luck and willing to suck dick for a hot shower..

Only she’s rich…so we’d all still bang her, it’s our duty as men who can’t get laod…

Smoking is gross, but not as gross as this pig.

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2017

17

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day

Ashley Benson, who you may know as some teen starlet from some TV show that mattered enough to make her hugely famous on social media by a bunch of 14 year olds who have no business being on social media but that are babysat by social media because their parents are too busy doing whatever they can to have their kids get the fuck out of their hair….so they just get them face injections for their birthdays and they give them their privacy to fuck themselves on snapchat hoping they one day become a Kardashian…or find a rich guy to give them the life they deserve..

I digress…Ashley Benson..Busty…big tits in an era people dont care about tits…who is also fat…because that comes with most big tits…and you can really see that in these pics of her thighs rubbing together….thighs she’s trying to hide with her purse…but thighs nevertheless.

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2017

05

Jul

Ashley Benson is Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson is fucking sloppy….I’ve been saying it for as long as she’s existed on my radar that her tits are big, and thus the rest of her will be soft, because never have I met a set of natural big tits on a firm body after that body hits 22 years old, it’s like what was once taught and lovely, becomes a sloppy cesspool of shit….and that’s not to say Benson isn’t tight bodied, tight pussied, I mean I can’t tell from these pics, I’m just looking at the waddle of her neck as she huffs on smokes and overall repulses me…because I am stronger than just tits, tits can’t suck me in a bring me down, I can see the flaws surrounding the tits, unless the tits are in my face, in which case I suck em, but when they are young starlet tits I’ve never met…I can point and laugh and say…look how piggish that girl has become…so much potential but just hates the gym..in this fat positive world we are in…she can still win…and I guess in a way she is….

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2017

04

Jul

Ashley Benson Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson has big tits for America…

THey are in a bikini top looking great for America….

Because America allowed her to become a rich and famous as hell twat…despite no one actually knowing who she is…because her show doesn’t target my demographic of creepy old man pervert who prefers sitting at the park…but maybe if I had some foresight, I could watch her show to have something to chat with the young eighteen year old girls I watch tan, you know a little “How about that Pretty Little Liars shit, You have way better tits than Ashley Benson”…to which her dad or daddy or whovever that older guy next to her is…will take offense and try to fight me…good thing I know how to pull out my dick and start pissing when I face adversity… that’s my MMA or concealed weapon….toxic HIV positive HEP urine all in your FACE jerks…

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2017

01

Mar

Ashley Benson Exists of the Day

I forgot about Ashley Benson, I don’t watch pretty little liars bullshit and I don’t really care about their busty chubby girl hipster who is probably making stupid money off her stupid instagram following – not really needing the whole acting thing to sustain her – as people are lazy, something you could tell by looking at Benson’s body at her prime….all full of craft services and not using the production company personal trainer she was given..

Now she’s out there with hipster hair, taking hipster photos, and is not as busty as she once was…the problem with fitness, weightloss, all this shit…

But she’s still pretty lovely….worth staring at…even though probably terribly fucking annoying, all these entitled cunts are…they are actors, it’s how it works…

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2016

22

Sep

Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day

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Ashley Benson is another fat chick who is less fat than she was when she was cocky and at her fattest…it’s something that seems to have happened in the last 4 or 5 years, where they’ve been celebrated for their big tits, and the rest of them totally ignored and unnecessary…before eventually realizing that being fat is disgusting and that they have the opportunity to not be fat…and just because america is fat and celebrates fat – doesn’t mean that they have to be fat too…

So even with her big birthing hips, she’s clearly been slimming out, and I like to celebrate that…because I am not a fan of fat chicks, save them for the girls we marry not the girls we connect to in TV and jerk off to…so we should give a high five, a keep up the good work, a who cares if your tits are smaller…you still have a pussy and a pussy is the source of the human experience…that looks better when there’s no gut hanging the fuck over it….

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2016

15

Sep

Chubby Ashley Benson’s Side Profile of the Day

Ashley Benson has such a flat ass….for such a big girl…

She was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star with a huge following willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy…which isn’t really a threesome without pussy…but movie magic or someshit..

She’s gone onto continue her pretty little liars life…as a chubby girl who no one thinks is chubby because all girls are chubby these days…but I guess she decided she’s chubby because she’s been working out…but not working out the right parts of her….but more importantly even when she’s fat she’s not fat in the right parts of her…

Sloppy Sloppy…

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