I know there’s a fetish here. I’m not too sure what that fetish is because I’m not a golf player and I’m not a fat chick endorser, especially not when she exploits her tits for attention,, to divert from being a fat chick….

I know what you’re thinking, “you’re gay”, “you’re a faggot”, “you have AIDS from raw dog sessions in the bathhouse because you’re gay and hate yourself, probably because you were raped as a kid”….”You know Ashley Benson is rich, famous and has big tits, and if you think she’s fat you’re a fucking idiot”…

Well, for the record, I didn’t invite the BMI index, I didn’t invent body fat percentage, I didn’t invent ideal weight, and I didn’t invent “hollywood fat”…

Yes, if she worked at Walmart and/or was fucking you, she’d be fine…but as a famous actress, who may not have much of a career beyond a hit show, she’s still fucking famous…and I expect more..

I don’t think it makes me a gay with aids from the bathhouse for having eyes and seeing chubby bitches using tits to divert. I’ve been faces with this every time I leave my house – especially at bars – because this is what fat bitches do…tits..

I guess what I’m trying to say is Fuck Golf Golf is fucking stupid.

I mean – Look at this Neck Chin…

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I don’t know if this is Ashley Benson or Amanda Bynes…but I’ve already gone over this Ashley Benson Character and her new found face, so I don’t need to repeat myself, even though I always fucking repeat myself, something that people get mad at me about, but the truth is, the people in the pictures aren’t doing anything different in the pictures they were in last week, and my confusion as to why they are famous and where they came from, or that a shitty show they are on could make them so fucking famous, or that girl who is this famous has been historically 15 pounds too heavy, in an era where that’s marketable, but still lazy….and now her face…her face is aging in some weird fucking way…that could be surgery, or just genetics…because what is good at 18 often times is not good at 25….and by 40 is less womanly than Bruce Jenner…hormones and aging…it happens…

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I don’t know what’s going on with Ashley Benson’s face, but yes, you’re a dude and you’re thinking “who’s looking at her face”…because you’re basic…

You see, because her claim is being 10-15 pounds overweight, so not that offensively fat, like a Kate Upton who’s tits you have to question when set against her massive back, in a “are these tits worth all that comes with it, maybe I’d prefer a smaller tit on a smaller body”….

Where as Benson is more the “she’s young, on a hit show, has a big following, and looks like most 20 year olds I meet in a Bar”….

But that face, there’s something weird about it, like it is elongated, or she has fillers, or is growing still…and not quite the cute face it was in Springbreakers…and I wonder how that happens…growing up, hormones, who knows…but it’s weird….but at least she still has tits to stuff into a push-up bra…and that’s all that matters.

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I’ve been making fun of Ashley Benson and her extreme fame for as long as I known she’s existed, because she’s consistently been 15 pounds overweight, which isn’t entirely obese but if it is what you call Hollywood fat…and with a huge audience she has a responsiblity to be fit, with a lot of Pretty Little Liar famous as fuck money she can hire the best trainers and chefs…so the only excuse is lazy.

I like that her team has decided to rebrand her as a fit and healthy person, despite looking sloppy as fuck, because just yesterday SHE WAS DOING FITNESS ON HER SOCIAL

Today she’s doing Health Magazine…seems like some weird Hollywood wizardry…trying to trick us into thinking she’s just muscular or some shit…

It’s coming at us from left field…

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I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas…

The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right..

I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight.

I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts.

Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy..

Here she is for Flaunt magazine:

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I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible…

I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side…

But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster…

Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at…

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HEre’s some bikini:

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I’ve been calling Ashley Benson fat since I first saw her in Spring Breakers, where I said “Shit, they really went authentic on this one, in a little cinema verite, rocking’ chubby thick college girls in shorts that are too short for her, because that’s what college girls look like”….

I’m old school, and feel like her “size 2” is a walmart size 2, they call them vanity sizes, like Jessica Simpson at her fattest was a size 3, bullshit..

People actually get mad at me for calling this one fat, but apparently Hollywood feels the same way as me…and so does Ashley Benson…

“I was just told I was too fat for a part. I’m a size 2! I cried for 30 minutes, but then you have to let it roll off your shoulders or it could cause a serious eating disorder. A lot of people in this industry hear they need to lose weight more times than they should. It does make you stronger, though. Because if you let that affect you. You can’t be in this industry, you’d go crazy.”

But she’s a new generation, social justice warrior, who is body positive and will fight the evil that is health and fitness and celebrate the donut like she was Kate Upton….

I’d still fuck her big tits because I know that big tits come with sloppy legs…and sloppy everything else…

I am into these randomly famous from a popular show young girls…but more importantly, I guess I want to say, I told you so…

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The only reason I know who Ashley Benson is, is because she was in that Harmony Korine, Selena Gomez produced, movie Spring Breakers, where she was topless and having a threesome, making out with girls, in a pool with James Franco..

So kissing girls, is how I was introduced to this character, the chubby little college looking girl, on spring break, who turned out to be on some huge TV show, with a Huge fan base, being someone you’d want to cast in a movie that she gets naked in, but mainly because of the big chubby girl tits…something a lot of girls have…because that’s what happens with hormones in the food, laziness, computer life…

These are from her snapchats…she’s good…

Tits the Season!!

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Lookin’ Good….Nipples…

Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour…..

Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits..

I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before..

I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got….

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