Ashley Benson is silly famous. She’s also a good 15 to 20 pounds overweight so she knows to show off her fat girl tits in bikini, or while tanning topless, because it’s better than the other options…and apparently he uses snapchat to do it, because that’s where the real grimy shit goes down when it comes to social media…it’s where girls feel comfortable doing very naked things and even very pornographic things to themselves…so girls feel free to add me to snapchat “drunkstepfather”…I won’t show off tit like Ashley Benson…but you can…and I’ll masturbate to it….because that’s how I socialize…

These should be more hardcore…

Oh look she was on instagram too…what a little busty, chubby, self promoter!

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 1, 2015 at 10:34am PDT

I guess…if it’s not a sex tape, or more topless pics, who really cares…snapchat could be used so much better…

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Ashley Benson reminds us that if you’re a bit of a thick girl, who actual thick girls will be offended you call thick, because this bitch ain’t thick, and thick is a status thing, for some reason, a reason I called it costs a lot of money to eat all that pizza…

So maybe a better word to describe her is sloppy…

Either way, big girls, sloppy girls, rocking loose fitting pants, just makes them look like a 40 year old School teacher in the 80s…

It doesn’t make them look like something I want to bury my face in, like I would normally feel about Benson and her 20 lbs of overweight I normally embrace due to her tits…

Right…..

If she was in leggings, spanx, a tight dress, tight jeans…she’s look less like a mom, and more like a latina on her way to be J.Lo’s backup dancer…

But instead she went with White Mom on the way to a job interview at walmart…

Weird….

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Chubby Ashley Benson, like other chubby girls is a comedian…using her jokes to get ahead, instead of her tits, because they’ve taken her as far as she can go….so instead she’s out making cum on her face jokes…and it is perfect…It’s like she gets it…

I generally don’t like shit, fart, girls making cum shot jokes…I just find it trashy and usually makes me not want to fuck a girl for being so lame….But today is a new day, I am feeling not so irritable, I guess my Diabetes are chilling, because for some reason, a reason I call her big tits, I am sold her being a frat boy, not cuz I’m gay and into frat boys or their initiaions, but because she’s famous….and trolling, which is what every famous person should be doing…use that fame for LOLZ…

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The nice thing about chubby girls is usually her tits, especially when clothed, because it allows the owner of them titties to strap them up in either a pus up bra, or really tight spandex tank top, that makes them tits look like they might as well be silicone, when her gunt is cropped out of the pic, which grounds us and reminds us…#cake….and #pizza….

Most girls can get big tits and great cleavage too, just start eating, never leave your house, and post strategic selfies from the right angles…and those girls who can’t get big tits by eating, but can get fat, are just despressing to look at naked…it’s like you’re fat and you don’t even have big tits, what’s your point in life…that’s right nothing…I mean nothing sexually…well that’s not true…cuz dudes love sticking their dicks in mouths, pussies and asses, and accept obesity even when it comes with small tits…because we’re a progressive society who don’t hate fat girls anymore…

Now Ashley Benson’s only obese by Hollywood terms, but I think she’s still lovely…and I would be her friend, even though I don’t believe in friendship, unless it involves taking baths together….

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Ashley Benson was at Disney with her crew…

I thought Disney was the happiest place on Earth? Not the place to abuse your wife, girlfriend or kids…Disney like to save that for their executives on Casting day…you know “cast the girl with the sluttiest mom”…hustle…

I mean that or…maybe…white trash husbands were forced into debt for the shitty trip, for the shitty rides, to listen to their shitty wife and kids whine all shitty day, as they spend their money on Micky Mouse bullshit..

But it looks like Ashley BEnson’s boyfriend is getting physical with her, you know “bitch, you’re too famous on instagram for my awkward looking cock, I saw how you were eying that dude who is dressed like Peter Pan, you know I’m the only faggot in your life, now let me fuck up the ass to show you I’m an alpha”…

Unless this is just new wave, tinder caliber, romance…where girls tell me how they want to be choked, spat on, and beat up to cum..making it a glimpse into Benson’s actual happy place.

Ultimately..

Who fucking cares…not her friends, they’re too busy checking their instagram…

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Ashley Benson knows her angles, or hires a photographer as her guest on her selfie/tanning sessions, because she looks pretty fucking dope…you know a real bad bitch…you like that hip hop integration into this…maybe I should HMU, BFF, AF this post, it’s the only way to communicate with the retard youth, who amaze me as they watch VINES like a bunch of ADD moronos, while we all have access to the same amount of information, but the masses are just getting dumber and dumber, because people are lazy as fuck…proven in Ashley Benson’s regular looking body…not her bikini selfie amazingness…that is usually pretty dumpy…but not dumpy enough for me…I think she’s amazing…even if she ignores our love..AF…

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I’ve been seeing a lot of pictures of girls who aren’t in very good shape, like Ashley Benson, who should be in good shape, because she’s on TV, a Hollywood Star, I mean her show is one of the biggest fucking shows on TV, and I guess she can’t be bothered with trainers and nutritionists, fuck it, people her like her the way she is…belly and big tits, and her knees looked kink in…and for some reason, all I want to do is lick her inner thigh….up to her special place…because cankly bitches are my porn…

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