I have been seeing this Find Your California content around the internet and instagram for a few months now…I just assumed it was a tourism California campaign before today, because it was instagram style pics promoting California using young, famous girls in photos…

I figured it was a better approach and a more relevant approach to California ads than that annoying commercial that I’m sure everyone has seen about California featuring all kinds of celebs saying shit like “this is my california”…including but not limited to Kim Kardashian…

Then I saw Ashley Benson nipple, and thought, I’ll google this…

It turns out that it’s actually a project some celebrity make up artist from LA started and lured some of her clients and “friends”…even though there is no such thing as friends in California…to be part of here project…that involves photoshoots and travel..and famous people…and I guess nipples because it is current…and I like to think of her as a friend to all of us…despite California not having an friends….because Ashley Benson tits are crucial to her sex appeal…and this girl is showing them off…which is more interesting than what Benson usually posts to her instagram and/or Pretty Little Liars performances…Pretty Little Liars the reason she’s so fucking famous…her tits…the reason why I care…

IF YOU WANT MORE ASHLEY BENSON – HERE SHE IS DOING LIPSTICK….

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Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show….

People get mad when I fat shame her, when they should really take that energy and troll her comments, because men things get noticed, just ask Selena Gomez…and pretending the bitch doesn’t eat too much is just irresponsible..especially when she can hire a trainer and a chef, she makes over a million dollars a year…I know people who make 40,000 dollars a year and have a fucking trainer…

Either way, she’s cock teasing her slutty fat girl covered but still slutty cuz there is cleavage Lion costume…and you should love it..because it is a reminder of the most half naked, non slutty girl, even though all girls are slutty…thanks to the internet…

Now if only you could hire a desperate black man to poach her, so you could mount her….and live out your life dream….right…right…right…

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Everyone’s a content producer…even Ashley Benson…who is usually a puppet used and paid well by content producers….also makes her own content..that I guess her PR team doesn’t supervise, where they are trying to control her image, because they market to kids and can’t let them know she’s a slut…a slut who likes shoving corn emojis in her mouth like it was a mid western cock…as her tits are hanging out of her dress…and I appreciate it…because I am a pervert…

Here she is getting a massage…

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The best thing about social media is that these celebrities, who were historically controlled by their handlers and who only had outbursts or insane scenes to their management or publicist who would diffuse is it before it went viral because they had that kind of power…because celebrities are all these overpaid egos who have been coddled and breast fed too long by both their team who they pay and who rely on them financially, and their parents who raised a confident, delusional thing needed to win….but now, with social media, these lunatics can post whatever they want, whatever they are feeling, whatever slutty content for attention because they love attention..or even insane hate speech when drunk and not thinking…because they can…the audience has always been there is a way to talk to them directly…and I appreciate the potential damage they can do…even if all we’ve got on this babe Ashley Beson chubo cuz she eats too much:

Proof:

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 28, 2015 at 8:56am PDT

Is cleavage…we can assume more crazy will come….but you’ll probably come numerous times first…you pervert…

Proof:

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 26, 2015 at 11:30am PDT

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Ashley Benson when cropped from the tits up, is pretty hot…

I think this is the general theme of Instagram…

Post your good angle, crop your good section, delete the dumpy pile of overweight shit that you can’t manage to filter out, no matter how hard you tried before going with the crop..

Instagram is a bigger lie than the push-up bra tits you bring home from the bar, only to discover A-Cups…

It’s like these trolls actually make themselves hot, not to say Benson is a troll, but she could be, I don’t know what is real or what to believe anymore…

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People actually sent me hate for calling Ashley Benson a doughy overweight celebrity, who is mainstream hipster rather than edgy hipster, and just very representative of the girls I see out and about these days, all in crop tops, all with big legs and asses and hips, in what I just assume is laziness and hormones in the food…

I think it’s safe to say, not just based on her tits, that I am right that she’s a solid 15 lbs over weight, and it’s not a bad thing to be soft, and magical, because sometimes we need soft and magical for great tits..

I also think a picture probably describes all this 15 lbs overweight far better than I can…and keep in mind haters, I just think celebrities have a certain image to uphold to inspire healthy and fit lives, I fuck girls 100s of pounds overweight if they let me, and it’s not even a fetish, I just take what I can get..

All this to say…I’m a fan….

TO SEE MORE ASHLEY BENSON IN A BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER FRIEND AND COSTAR SHAY MITCHELL IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER FRIEND AND COSTAR LUCY HALE IN S CROP TOP – NOT THAT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT CLICK HERE

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People get made when I call Ashley Benson chubby…

That said, Ashley Benson is chubby…

Maybe not in normal person standards, like the girl next door you jerk off to when she’s in a bikini may be fatter.

But this is Hollywood, crazy famous, on a massive show, Ashley Benson…..and if we ignore the current leaders acting from Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, to the Fat AUstralian, who Ashley Benson is clearly not as fat as…and if we ignore girls we fuck who are not hollywood…I think we can all agree…or you can just complain about me calling some girl fat while looking at her snapchat pics..

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Ashley Benson was in a bikini yesterday, and since I’m a basic bitch, I have decided, despite my protest, to do a #TBT post, because this happened, like most pictures posted on the site, prior to me posting them, I mean I guess everything in life is a #TBT even posting this, because it happened already….my mind is blown…fucked…but I’m not fucked…but wouldn’t mind being fucked…by chubby AShley Benson’s big tits…because in the last few months, I’ve been dying for a fat girl with big tits to smother me with said tits…

Sure, you’ll argue that she’s not fat, and that all girls look like this now, and they kind of do, thanks food production of the 2000s for that….

But I’m from the 70s, and this shit, is big girl, and big girls, even when celebrated and seen as normal because everyone around them, must still be treated like big girls…and that means…booty callled at 3 am drunk…for the tits…

That’s all for now on this…maybe we can do a #TBT on Friday with Day 3 of her bikini…

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Ashley Benson is silly famous. She’s also a good 15 to 20 pounds overweight so she knows to show off her fat girl tits in bikini, or while tanning topless, because it’s better than the other options…and apparently he uses snapchat to do it, because that’s where the real grimy shit goes down when it comes to social media…it’s where girls feel comfortable doing very naked things and even very pornographic things to themselves…so girls feel free to add me to snapchat “drunkstepfather”…I won’t show off tit like Ashley Benson…but you can…and I’ll masturbate to it….because that’s how I socialize…

These should be more hardcore…

Oh look she was on instagram too…what a little busty, chubby, self promoter!

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 1, 2015 at 10:34am PDT

I guess…if it’s not a sex tape, or more topless pics, who really cares…snapchat could be used so much better…

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