Ashley Roberts was a Pussy Cat Doll from Arizona, but unlike Nicole Scherzinger, who was basically the Em Rat Cow of the group, because Em Rata Cow wasn’t the only whore used in the Robin Thicke music video that made her famous, but her bad dancing and big tits made her the only one people remembered, only a far more important scale because the Pussy Cat Dolls were multiple tours, albums, music videos…yet this one just couldn’t stand out from the crowd…

I think she moved to the UK where low level celebrities are celebrated more than they are in America, but I could be wrong, I’ve just seen her paparazzi attention seeking fodder in the UK and assumed she was a Reality star or Glamour model, since they have different thirsty celebs out there…..

She’s 41, in a thong bikini, probably in Europe, which means she’s in the sea putting the fish back into the ocean where it belongs, a pirate’s burial..

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I don’t think Ashley Roberts is Julia Roberts’ bootleg sister who never made it, and who like Pippa Middelton got all naughty at all the Royal events to get noticed because living in her sister’s shadow is depressing, and they all want to be queen too..

I don’t think Ashley Roberts is Emma Roberts’ older sister, or one of Eric Roberts’ drunken wife after winning the Oscar and falling off…

I don’t know any other Roberts I can question her being related to….

But I do know she’s clearly an attention seeking Brit at some Royal charity event using the wind and the paparazzi strategically to get a panty flash going on, and I fucking love wind induced panty flashes, even when the girl is so desperate she probably has fishing wire attached to her skirt to make it happen…it’s still a panty flash dammit..

Classy.

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