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2019

12

Jul

Audrina Patridge Clickbaiting Mom in a Bikini of the Day

LOOK! A decade can go by and thee useless whore from 10 years ago has all the skills in place to be the useless whore of today. The girl trying to generate as much attention to herself as possible…only 10 years old…divorced and a mom…just how no one wants their bikini pics to be…at least not when looking at them on the internet…

Like sure, when we’re at the pool or the beach and the divorcee who just found pilates to finally drop that babyweight she didn’t bother dropping when she was married…cuz she was married and who cares when you’re married….only to hit the pool throat ready to taste some dick….vagina ready to be filled by some dick..cuz her who perspective on love and relationships has been skewed and all she thinks about is all the lost opportunities when she chose relationship over leveraging her fame during that small window of fame she had…

This is just an old timer reliving the glory days I guess…and it’s about as hot as you’d expect it to be…

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2018

04

Sep

Audrina Patridge Staged Bikini of the Day

Hey fake tits, nice neck tattoo…showing your gutter usesless and half brain injury looking face…

I guess this mom is recently single, moving out of her houses, and now…out there in a bikini for the paparazzi she called.

She’s in her 40s in terms of sex appeal and relevance, but as an old timer bringing out the old strategies, hoping to reach a whole new world….of youths…is just not going to happen, unless The Hills has some sort of revival and kids for some reason relate to it like it’s the Kardashians…

I have no faith that the remix of The Hills MTV Announced because it’s the last show that worked for them is going to get anywhere…

I do not believe anyone cares enough about these idiots.

I just think staged paparazzi pics….are classic….and we should post them until the Paparazzi send lawyers letters to us as they scramble to stay alive in this instagram generation of we don’t need paparazzi pics.

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2014

02

Oct

Audrina Patridge Leather Pants of the Day

Here is a picture of Audrina Patridge’s ass in a pair of leather pants because she clearly kills animals, or really anything to get where she needs to be, in one of those “but she’s so dumb, how the fuck did she pull it off”…because she’s so dumb and sometimes when you’re dumb you just manage to pull shit off since your brain doesn’t really factor in anything or hold you back…

Now I am not sure if you like this ass, or if you prefer her big stupid fake tits…I am going to assume you don’t care about her in any and all ways…since she’s useless as fuck…

I am just posting this because there’s something magical about vagina in the head wrapped up in fabric that doesn’t breath..and/or plastic wrap…and that magical thing is usually in the smell category…so all I see here is a stinky ass…and with pheromones and perversion comes a animalistic carnal urge to bury my face in it…this is probably why I shouldn’t be allowed to leave my house…sexual predator..but not really…I’m sure if I had to listen to this retard talk, I’d want nothing to do with her vile smells of a history of fucking to get where she is today…I mean…I am strictly basing that on her fake tits because every girl with fake tits is a hooker, unless they are cancer survivors…obviously…

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2009

12

Mar

Audrina Titty Bounce Run of the Day

Not much better than watching a girl run across the street, you know her titties bouncing in a way you can visualize shit to be like the Baywatch intro you all jerked off to at least once if you’re older than 20 years old. Unfortunately, when the bitch is not naked or half naked, or is Audrina, despite the big tits, it just isn’t worth bothering, and I guess in keeping this site useless, I have no choice but to post it, I am in too deep, but I am warning you, this is going to be a waste of your time….

Here’s a video of her leaving some restaurant called Nobu last night….

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