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2010

28

Jun

Beatrice Borromeo in a One Piece of the Day

This Beatrice Borromeo is not officially part of the Royal family of Monaco, but she’s having sex with one of them and that’s good enough for me to consider her fancy in the pants…and more importantly, there’s always something classy about jerking off to the Royal family, even if it is not officially Royal Family, and even if it is not in a two piece bathing suit, at least that’s what I used to tell myself when I had no access to porn and was forced to use the Queen’s image on the back of a Canadian penny to get off not enough years ago for it to be a story I should be sharing…

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2010

10

Jun

Pierre Casiarghi’s Pussy Beatrice Borromeo in her Bikini of the Day

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This is Grace Kelly’s grandson. His mother is Princess Caroline. I don’t know if that makes him a Prince, but it does make him royalty and royalty is pretty fucking rich, and rich lands pretty decent pussy.

Her name is Beatrice Borromeo and I guess she’s doing her best to work her way into this and make a motherfucker put a ring on it like she was Beyonce, even though we all know Beyonce didn’t wait for anyone to put a ring on her before getting naked for their dick unless you consider that time she filled her jacuzzi up with onion rings and ate her way thru it, but I don’t.

Here’s some “aristocratic and outgoing law student Beatrice Borromeo” titty….which only disappointment cuz when you’re in Europe, you shouldn’t be wearing a top, but whatever, she’s blue blooded and I know nothing about that Royal whore hustle…

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2009

06

Jul

Beatrice Borromeo in her Bikini of the Day

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This is Prince Pierre Casiraghi, he is an actual Prince and not one of Michael Jackson’s weird sex toys he called his kids, and his girlfriend some Italian Arsitocrat named Beatrice Borromeo and they are sitting by the pool, living the good life because they were born into it, while I am sitting here in the shithole I call home next to a pool of my wife’s piss because the fatter she gets the harder she finds bladder control and the less she bothers getting up to walking to the bathroom, it is just too much work for her heart and it’s just easier for her to piss herself, which has nothing to do with my love for bikinis, even if I’d be bangin hotter pussy if I was a Prince, maybe she’s a nice person.