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Archive for the Bending Category

2009

28

Sep

Alba Bending Over in Shorts of the Day

Do you ever look at mother’s of pretty much any age and wonder what position they were in the night their baby daddy’s sperm stuck. You know whether they were in doggy or missionary, or if they were on top. Were they doing something freaky or even the star pussy in a gangbang, cuz you know whatever it was left them filled with cum and that in and of itself is hot, at least before they find out they are pregnant and decide to keep the fuckin’ thing, and long before they ruin their bodies or in Jessica Alba’s career by having the fucking thing, because there was a time she was the talentless Megan Fox with a lot of sex appeal of her generation, but the second you pass the throne by knockin’ yourself up I guess people forget about you, unless you wear shorts and walk around with hard nipples and without your baby, because out of sight means visions of a ravaged vagina are out of mind….

I think she may have a hard nipple, but I can’t really tell, maybe you can and even if it’s not hard, you can pretend, since pretending is the basis of your sex life the last 5 years….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bending|Jessica Alab|Shorts

2008

13

Aug

Jennifer Aniston is Bending Over of the Day

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The good news for Jennifer Aniston and her babyless ass, is that when you are lonely and feel that you haven’t completed your role as a woman by never having a baby and when you feel insecure because guys don’t want to impregnate you but have no problem impregnating other girls making you think there’s something seriously wrong with you, there is always the pet store to give you some purpose, by adopting a dog who relies heavily on you for survival, giving you a false sense of relevance in the world, allowing you to feel like someone depends on you, loves you unconditionally and will never fuck off on you and run off with another owner because you keep a tight leash on the fuckin’ thing and because it officially belongs to you and doesn’t really have the freedom to make the same choices every other person in your life has been able to make. I am sure it’s a pretty depressing and embarrassing scene everytime she puts this fucker on her lap and tries to breast feed it like it was your own, but at least it’s keeping her from killing herself, something that may not impact society because she’s spent the last few years being a sad case, useless and irrelevant, but I am sure it has a positive impact on her life and I guess that’s all that matters…Here is her lonely, babyless ass….


In the event you were wondering – John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston because She’s Not Good Enough to Settle Down With….At Least She’s Got the Dogs…They’ll Never Leave Her…Looks like Life for Aniston Will Involve a Large Sex Toy Collection and a Whole Lot of Ben and Jerry’s….
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Here are those pics…


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Posted in:Ass|Bending|Jennifer Aniston

2007

31

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Bending Over of the Day

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Shauna Sand has no ass and that’s the reason why she flaunts her tits everywhere they are go like it’s her last day out with them before they get removed or some shit. I just thought it was because she’s a whore and likes to show off what she thinks are god’s gift to the world, even though got was a $5,000 charge on her credit card. Then I thought maybe she was just a victim of breast implants, where girls who get implants end up going crazy as fuck with their new tits and pull them out everywhere they go, because their relationship is more of one you have with a new car than one you have with your body parts. Now I realize that shit is just a way to divert male attention from the fact that she has no ass at all and she’s more like a hot chick who hangs with fat chicks to make herself look skinnier or like when I go out drinking with bigger drunks than me, because people notice what you want them to.

That said, you all have to realize that today is Halloween, I don’t dress up because I am a downer and find that shit lame and don’t believe in holidays, but I know that if you’re looking for love or to get laid, this is the best time to go for it. All the girls dressed slutty are going to be horny as fuck because dudes have been lookin’ at their asses like they are a brand new fleshlight all day and you already have an opener. All you have to do is go up to whoever it is you’re lookin’ at and comment on their costume, or come up with a costume that you’ve set up to make girls come up to you and talk to you. I know a dude who went as an AIM contact list and had 15 girls lined up to add their contact info on the buddy list. So do something creative and funny and if you follow my advice, you’ll have a great fucking night. But you won’t because you’re just going to stay home and cry yourself to sleep like you do every night, like the poor fucker who takes Shauna Sand home only to realize she’s got kids and when he flips her over to fuck her from behind – that she’s got no ass and will be struggling like he’s on Survivor to get her back on her back so that he can focus on her tits and trick or treat all over her face.


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Posted in:Ass|Bending|Implants|Shauna Sand|Slut|Unsorted