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2018

03

May

That Dude Lea Michele’s Tits of the Day

That Dude Lea Michele is engaged and now has all the confidence in the world to show the world her tits like she’s an actual woman – thanks to the power of a proposal when you never thought anyone would love you because you knew you were born with a penis in an era before being able to get away with being a whole tranny, back when bathrooms at target weren’t co-ed….something I know the Christians are protesting pretty fucking hard….I mean it’s about keeping good American Family Values and our women and children safe from a dress wearing pervert with a boner….

What I am saying is that despite being able to use a urinal, this thing has found love, and love is such a beautiful thing when you’re a vapid celebrity with a manly face…you know something you’d think she’d only ever find from someone trying to K-Fed her cuz she’s famous….

Here she is with the Crypt Keeper – Bethany Frankle

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2018

06

Feb

Bethenny Frankel is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Bethenny Frankel has been a very rich reality star for a very long time…but she’s also been a fucking zombie who likes to get into a bikini to show off her fake tits as these women do…I mean why else buy yourself a set of tits…right…RIGHT….

The funniest thing about her, is that her entire existence is based on a series of bikini paparazzi pics, that’s all I’ve seen her do the last few years since her Housewives shit ended.

She has one of those hard looking faces that you just can’t quite figure out how she ended up on TV, but who cares about an old lady’s hard face, when she’s got a skinny body , and really she made her money off producing a product line of SKINNY GIRL booze, for the skinny girls to get drunk, the way you like them…so it’s nice to see her keeping it up…

It means she’s passionate about SKINNY, no room for the fat….so for that we celebrate a leader in SKINNY…even if she looks like a ZOMBIE…

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2012

29

Feb

Bethany Frankel’s White Bikini of the Day

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Since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pictures, since the paparazzi are fucking snakes. or as Bethany Frankel likes to call them “Wolverines” she loves to play with cuz it means she may get her pictures in a magazine, all it took was years of not eating, working out, fake tits, a stint on a shitty reality show….and a bikini…for people to give her the attention her busted face never got….and still doesn’t deserve to get…but America is a tabloid run world….these people are your choice……and really what it comes down to is that the highlight of these videos is the fake British Accent papaprazzi video host who was hired to sound legit….like a real host….as he runs off a useless script pretending to be news or comedy or whatever this is….that is safe to say has no fucking substance…..He’s probably the janitor in the building who dreams of an acting career…or someone who has a friend at the company who was like “I know a guy who can do a great British Accent, it’ll make our shitty videos seem so legit”…..amazing….at least more amazing than Bethany Frankel cunt in a bikini….but then again…most things are better than that….

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2012

28

Feb

Bethany Frankel Fake Tits BikinI Pics of the Day

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Bethany Frankel is one of those faces you just understand how it ended up on TV, you would think that anyone with any sense of what people in the world want to see, would squash this idea before it materialized into anything even remotely near what has become this hard faced Bethany Frankel trash….then you would assume if she did end up on TV thanks to fucking producers or manipulating an old friend….people would turn their back on her, write angry letters to the producers, and not allow her to get the low level of fame she has….but TV is run by bored housewives and they care less about what a bitch looks like than they should..and the real mystery is why she felt it was a good idea to get into a bikini…..I demand answers…..because this is so wrong…except maybe for the bikini and the fake titty cuz I recently fucked fake titties and learned to appreciate fake titties…but the rest of her…is the fucking worst….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IN THE ABOVE BIKINI
FOLLOW THIS LINK

TO SEE THE HER IN A WHITE BIKINI CUZ SHE’S TAKING IN ALL THE ATTENTION SHE CAN GET
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2009

10

Aug

Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

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I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

I don’t know who Bethany Frankel is, but I hear she’s on a reality TV show that I will never watch, cuz I see bitches like this all the time.