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2019

01

Nov

Billie Lourd’s Bra Top of the Day

Here is a lame slutty selfie that is barely slutty of Billie Lourd, who for those of you who don’t know, is Carrie Fisher’s 27 year old Star Wars daughter….that she didn’t really consider when she committed suicide from all the drugs she was on for the last 40 years of of her life.

Carrie Fisher, pre-death, got knocked up by an agent, who I assume is now one of the partners at CAA, the biggest Agency in Hollywood named Brian Lourd, who is rich as fuck for his work as an agent, and who was a closet case back then and figured that his love of Star Wars could override his love for cock….and Carrie Fisher wasn’t always the hot Princess Lea you jacked off to, she got fat and dumpy and dude-like, so it wasn’t such a stretch…and maybe her pussy smelled like an asshole…to soften his dabbling with straight sex blow…sexuality…a weird thing….

Well now their daughter can post slutty selfies like a regular girl, as she builds her profile as an actor, which was hard to do since her dad runs part of fucking Hollywood through his agency…but that’s just how life works…you get born in the right place….a place that by 27 your slutty selfies matter…

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