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2019

11

Nov

Birgit Kos Lingerie of the Day

Birgit Kos Lingerie

Birgit Kos is a 24 year old dutch model who lives in Zurich…her passions include being active outdoors…I read her wikipedia because I don’t know who the fuck is who anymore and really I never did….the whole joke behind the site was that I hated pop culture and celebs and I immersed myself in it so that my hate would create inspiration for shit talking celebs…and in the process I now know way too much about celebrity and envy normal people my own age who’s only knowledge of anything celebrity is “when is the new walking dead episode out, I like that show”….or whatever basic people who use TV and Movies as a sideline to life….are into…

So the interesting thing about Brigit the Dutch model is a common story in the modeling world that SOMEONE should investigate, do a documentary on, maybe partner up with DISNEY on since it’s totally their hustle…and that is that Kos was first scouted while she was 15 in Amsterdam by two local modeling agents. 15….call Cindy Crawford up…she likes the idea of using teens to market products to old people in provocative ways…so much that she put her kid into it at 15…when 15 is obviously too young and should be fucking criminal…

Now at 24, 9 years in it, KOS delivers us some very boring lingerie pics, but not that boring, cuz she’s hot…but still boring cuz she’s not spreading her asshole as she should…I mean if she’s getting paid to be in these pics, make it fucking count…

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2016

03

Nov

Birgit Kos is a Perfect Big Titty Model for Elle France of the Day

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Birgit Kos is a model I’ve never heard of, but I am in love with her, because sometimes these things happen, sometimes I revert to the virgin loser nerd you’d expect someone writing a bitter, hate-filled, angry website about models, celebrity bitches and society or humanity as a whole would be….you know the kind of guy who can watch a movie or photoshoot and think “I love her”…something I assume has happened to many of you….and by many of you I mean the one guy who still comes through the site….where my usual instinct of hating…

So I have idea who BIRGIT is, but she’s apparently been modeling since 2010 and is zero famous, making you think almost untouched and pure but we know better…if she’s in NY doing NY things while looking like this…there are rich boyfriends in the picture…but I won’t let that get in the way of our LOVE she’s unaware of….nothing can come between that…except maybe the police..I guess…shes’ that good and worth it…

Even if our love doesn’t materialize….I think she could be the next big thing…and not just because she’s got tits…but because she’s perfect.

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