Rachel Bilson obviously got a new role playing someone who has no sex appeal and proves that the whole blondes have more fun expression isn’t the case for everyone. She’s more like blondes who mistakenly got their hair dyed in hopes of having more fun, but shit backfired and now she’s stuck hiding out at home or wearing hats out in public because her hair dresser said if she dyes her hair again it will all fall out….

I had a little altercation with a fake blonde Jewish girl the other day. I feel like I wrote this story out yesterday about running into her on my daily coffee excursion but I can’t seem to find it anywhere, so maybe I didn’t. I’ll keep it short.

So I’m getting my coffee and these two Jewish twenty somethings are talking about how great their lives are. They are talking about their weddings and how amazing the honeymoon was, and pretty much being competitive in their boring married by 25 way. They started talking about how happy they were for following the suburban template where you marrying after university and have kids after working a few years and realize that it sucks and raise those kids the same way they were raised with vacations, private schools and summer camp.

I didn’t really pay attention, but about 5 minutes into their conversation I could tell that they were being cunts towards mutual highschool friends who to them weren’t up to par. Some were still in University after 5 years, some dropped out to go to trade school or work for family, others fell off track because of boyfriends, others who were into partying and living off their trust funds and would never amount to shit and that’s when I got annoyed. I hate people who think they are better than other people because they followed the traditional boring path in life and have no concept of having a little adventure or creating their own destiny. I also hate people who are boring and have boring conversations about how great they are because they followed the traditional path in life all while doing it loud enough for me and everyone to hear, like we weren’t even in their self absorbed world revolves around them coffee shop…

I decided to chime in and said something along the lines of “Shit, I didn’t realize that Jews had their own Mother Theresa and that she should really become a life coach because her life is so fuckin’ great, but be sure to not teach shit about lookin’ good in those courses because you look like something scraped out of the Holocaust oven that shouldn’t have been salvaged”. They didn’t laugh and tried to get my name for a hate crime, but I told her I am not anti-semetic, I just hate annoying cunts. That’s when I walked out flustered and realized that I may be a little too high strung or bitter that my life was more of a nightmare than a Fairytale like theirs was….that’s when I started to cry.

Either way, here’s Rachel Bilson lookin’ like shit.

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