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I Comment on Lohan’s Comments About Her Sister’s Breast Implants of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan made a statement on her myspace about her sister having fake tits and I unfortunately agree with a couple things she said, like that a 14 year old getting implants is insane and even the most opportunist mother wouldn’t allow for that, it’s just an insane accusation and shouldn’t have been taken seriously, I also thing caring about a 14 year old’s tits is a little fucking pedophilic, but maybe that girl shouldn’t wear retarded push-up bras showing off her perky little teenage tits, even she didn’t want people lookin’ or commenting on the shit.

What I don’t agree with is when bitch says that it is disconcerting that people focus on the negative of people’s lives, that we are so bored with our own lives that we need to focus on their life and manifest lies about them, well last time I checked, Lohan was a child star, making more money than she knew what to do with, who was going through some kind of mental breakdown and identity crisis, filling her emptiness with cock and drugs, before deciding she was a fuckin’ lesbian and finding stability with a girl 10 years older than her who can provide the maternal support she never had, and who can’t break her down emotionally like the penis she got herself caught up with in the past.

Her life involved doing nothing but lying on screen, playing people who don’t exist in scenarios that don’t exist all while self-medicating because she was bored, empty, lost and could financially, It was some kind of cry for attention of a spoiled rich kid that was manifesting negativity on herself all because she’s a self-absorbed little cunt who doesn’t realize there’s a world out there other than her own and that she is the center of the fuckin’ universe, so when people come along and talk about her, or other people she knows, she automatically assumes we’re bored with our lives.

The truth is that we’re doin’ ok, even if we’re poor, we still have more stable, wholesome, balanced lives and we just turn to celebrities for a fuckin’ laugh because they are fuckin’ comedy in their delusional ways. They make too much money, are thrown in our fuckin faces over and over again, and are easier targets than people in our immediate circle.

Bitch is a product of the media and not a real fuckin’ person, sure she may have feelings, but fuck them, she sold them when she sold her soul to the devil for a hefty paycheck and should stop her fuckin’ complaining and get some perspective that we don’t actually care about her or any celebs, we don’t want to be her or other celebs, we just want to see you fuckin’ fail and laugh at you along the way, because it’s funny to watch and the truth is you can be easily replaced and we can all forget about you, just as soon as you stop workin and move to some organic ranch to live off your money and to herd shee like the lesbian you’re pretending to be…..

Here’s her joke of a statement that she made….. the only thing interesting about it is that she figured out how to use a computer….

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town 🙁
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

I’m glad she got some great clothes, maybe that empty purchasing will bring some pleasure in her useless fuckin’ life where she does nothing for the greater good of the world, I am sure that 5,000 dollars she spent on a dress wouldn’t have been appreciated by a family of 6 struggling to put food on the table because they don’t even make 1500 dollars a fuckin’ month between them, you irrelevant, greedy, selfish, irrelevant piece of garbage of a whore.

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Kelly Rowland Admits to Having Implants of the Day

So we all knew those of us who still know who Kelly Rowland is also knew that she got a new set of tits recently and now she admits that she went from A cup to a B cup and that she’s been thinking about it since she was 17.

She also said that she got the bigger tits because she couldn’t fit into designer clothes and figured that designer clothes was all she had going for her, that she might as well do it proper. If she had that same determination in her singing career as she does in dressing up, then maybe she wouldn’t have been Beyonce’s back-up singer scraping up media attention the easiest way she can.

I guess it gives young girls a great role model to look up to, now 14 year old girls everywhere who haven’t developed tits yet can feel inadequate and hate themselves at a young age.Dreams of wearing designer clothes will be shattered because they don’t have tits. and even even when they get boobs, they won’t be happy with them because they’ve hated them for so long they can’t see how good they actually are.

I predict the future holds very few natural tits and I’d blame it on Kelly Rowland, but I guess the truth is that she really isn’t that relevant anymore and breast implants or not, kids don’t give a fuck about her and the only thing these breast implants have changed is her underwear drawer.

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