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2017

13

Dec

Bregje Heinen with her Titty Out Photoshoot of the Day

Bregje Heinen lets her tit fall out of her blouse

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like dog shit because her last client made her fuck some frozen dog shit, it was his thing, and she had no time to shower, because you get what you pay for…

BREGJE…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…WITH HER TITTIES OUT…

ALL photoshopped professionally….WITH HER TITTIES OUT..

I am so glad we get the exclusive look at the TITTIES OUT…you know because she’s not digging deep by taking the TITTIES out to get noticed, that would be shameless…and this is a lady we’re talking about..

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2017

09

Oct

Bregje Heinen is Nude of the Day

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Bregje Heinen – a name that sounds like phlegm but looks like a magical creature you should jerk off to knowing that her mother country, prostitution is legal…and if all things go to shit and she spends all her money..maybe we can hire her for an hour to fuck…I’ve seen a documentary on these old Dutch Hookers in their 80s still getting work…so there’s always something to hope for, even though in our core we know she’ll just end up marrying a rich guy…

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2017

23

Aug

Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck…

But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat…

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2017

06

Jun

Bregje Heinen Sexy Topless of the Day

One of my most heated and romantic love affairs was short lived and with a dutch hooker…who was engaged to some architect and who didn’t charge me any money – but insisted on having me in her ass for whatever reason…a reason I went along with because that’s what you’re supposed to do when a girl asks you to fuck her up the ass…

The only think that was semi vile about my romantic love affair with a dutch engaged to be married to another man hooker…was when she’d say dirty things to me in her native dutch language and it sounded like Bregje Heinen…a hack, a cough, throat cancer from HPV, who knows…but it’s not sexy..

The nice thing about Bregje Heinen is that you don’t really ever need to hear her name, or listen to her speak because she’s a titty model and they usually come in pictures for you to come to.

It all works out in the end…except for your life…that shit doesn’t workout at all.

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2017

16

May

Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day

Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked.

The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines…

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2017

03

Jan

Bregje Heinen Model Tits for Fashion of the Day

Bregje Heinen Model Tits for Fashion of the Day

Bregje Heinen has some titties and looks good in Fashion magazine…because that’s just how things work out for models….

Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a drunken college girl with an eating disorder after binging on a Starbucks muffin…something I find hot because I like skinny girls….or more approrpiately…Bregje sounds like a throat cancer that spread to the lungs stricken hooker with AIDS and Pneumonia smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…the throat removal makes her a huge hit in the community and allows her to take two dicks at the same time….before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex..but that being half dead while eating rotten food out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… to her “bregje, bregje, bregje” heaving all over your fucking bed.

Only Bregje looks better than she sounds, probably a good thing…since she sounds fucking gross…

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2016

09

Dec

Bregje Heinen in Latex Bras of the Day

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I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”.

She’s in latex bras for her job and her lips look fake, which would make sense in this world of everyone jacking up their face..

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2016

29

Nov

Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”.

And that’s all I got to say about that…..

These are pictures for one of the worst bikini photoshoots, a lazy one really, because she lives in NYC where all the models live, and they didn’t even hop on a plane to get a shoot in luxury…instead they lazily walked around the city – because I guess it’s low budget….and more importantly…it annoys me…because she’s not naked and sticking things in her asshole…but that annoys me with all girls…

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2016

04

Oct

Bregje Heinen Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex…but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage probably contributed… “bregje”.

She’s topless in some bullshit…and I like tits…

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2016

05

May

Bregje Heinen for Elle Spain of the DAy

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Her name is Bregje Heinen. She’s a model. She’s worked for Vicotoria’s Secret and her name sounds like she’s gagging on a cock…something that could be seen as exciting, or disgusting.

I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass.

She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig…looking for a Canadian Passport, I guess that happens sometimes…

I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…probably tired of being a street kid, living as a squatter in a loft with no running water…

But despite her being trash, I felt was having a cultural experience because she was imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…but more unshowered, homeless, and addicted to street drugs….

The sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat..

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