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2009

10

Feb

Bridget Marquardt’s Tits with Her Boyfriend of the Day

These pics are from a couple of days ago, I am not sure where this Playboy whore and her boyfriend are going or coming from and I am not a stylist or know much about fashion, I mean just the other day I figured out that suspenders look really awesome with my sweat pants and they keep my pants from flashing the world my ass every time I bend over, unfortunately other people don’t see both the functionality and style it provides. Shit is both modern and convenient and I just get pointed at and laughed at everywhere I go. Motherfuckers think they’re peer pressure will stop me, well it won’t, I’m not stopping til every fat man out there rocks a pair of these new school cotton overalls.

That said, this Bridget Marquartd bitch’s dress is fucking ugly, it reminds me of your sci-fi fantasy club’s dress-up day, where your name was picked out of the hat to be the fairy princess or some shit because there’s no girls in the fucking club because sci-fi fantasy clubs are for losers and girls, even if they are ugly, know how to spot and avoid a fucking loser, and that’s by not going to sci-fi fantasy club meetings. .

Oh and I guess 85 year old men aren’t really her type, it was a one time gold diggin’ opportunity knocks deal, because the guy she’s with looks like he doesn’t needs his diapers changed unless it’s part of some sick role playing game only a man who fucks girls who fuck senior citizens would play.

Here are the pics…

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2009

20

Jan

Bridget Marquardt Does Australia in a Bikini of the Day


Playboy/Hugh Hefner’s Bridget Marquardt has a new show that she’s filming called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches”. Here she is out in a gold bikini because she’s in Australia’s Gold Coast and I guess she thought it would only make sense to match. In her useless brain, this is her being clever.

The show sounds like a piece of shit played out concept. Sure, I never get bored of bitches in bikinis, but I’ve seen these sexiest beaches shows and DVDs over my lifetime and they are all the same and they are all lame as fuck, especially when they are hosted by stupid Playboy sluts who can’t formulate a fucking sentence and just sit there giggling like fools doing stupid stunts like Bridget is in these pics as she hangs with the local meter maids.

If you really want to cover sexy beaches, get the bitches in the sand suckin’ some dick, rocking some dildos, having an orgy, fucking, staging rape, anything but walking around in a fucking bikini. We are desensitized and every beach in the world is lined with girls in bikinis, you gotta take shit up a fucking notch, bring it to the next level, but I guess that’s asking too much, you know expecting her to be involved in anything of substance or revolutionary is a waste of energy because she’s just another fake bitch ripping off the Bunnies before her, by filling the Playboy mold and criteria and it’s all very fucking boring.

Posted in:Bikini|Bridget Marquardt