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2016

06

Dec

Britt Maren Naked of the Day

Britt Maren is an American model who came onto the scene looking pretty fucking average, but has gone onto do the DREAM job of VICTORIA’s SECRET something all these fake hipster models who pretend they are too good for the PROMO model job, only to jump up and down with the approval they seek from being cast for the mall brand, because that’s just HOW these people work…they are in it for fame, attention, money, success, rich boyfriends…and they can pretend as much as they want…they aren’t fooling me…

So keep doing these “artistic nudes”….trying to have some depth, concept, purpose, vision, creative direction….where they can pretend they are “muses”…to the content producers…but really…they just lookin’ for likes…and I’m a basic…very basic man…so she’s got my approval…something she may pretend she’s not be looking for…but then why is she naked in pics?

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2016

11

Jul

Britt Maren Naked for Hipster Shoot of the Day

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You’d think the world would be bored of the exact same shoot with a different bitch….

Sure Britt Maren and so many other bitches are hot, but when people are putting out 10 shoots a day, I guess it’s hard to do things that inspire or are interesting.

It’s just JUNK food, with tits, and I’m the conduit of that to 10 people who probably don’t speak english, so I shouldn’t be complaining, I should be embracing people wasting their time out there, doing virtually nothing of substance – but spending TIME on this shit, which could be paid for by a brand, but it’s still just fucking noise…

DO THINGS THAT MATTER..

I’ve been following Britt Maren since no one was following Britt Maren. I seek out and destroy whores like I was a military created weapon. She’s since gone onto do Victoria’s Secret…and now this MAGIC…that’s not magical at all.

STEP IT UP SLUTS….I HAVE SEE THIS SHOOT ALREADY….ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES…

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2016

23

Feb

Britt Maren Hot for Nasty Gal of the Day

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Britt Maren is an American Model and now she’s in Nasty Gal campaign, and it’s not her first time, it’s just her more stylized 1970s, Manson inspired vibe that all these hipster photographers from instagram are really into. It’s like let’s get some old muscle car as a prop and we will go out to the desert and do the same fuckng thing EVERYONE FUCKING Does.

It’s better than her last campaign for the brand where they photoshoppped out her nipples but I prefer WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLE

Before Nasty Gal she did Victoria’s Secret, so this Instagram model does the rounds….here are the pics, they are good, just cheesy.

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2015

26

Jun

Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy

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I have no real gossip or shit to talk on Britt Maren…I don’t even know who she is…

The only thing I do know…is that she’s got no nipples..

I am not sure if it is a birth defect, or if it is a product of cancer treatment, or maybe she pulled the Angelina Jolie and opted to get her nipples chopped off because they were either weird, long, inverted, and the Barbie Doll look is better for business, especially if she’s older than the free the nipple movement, where nipples had be censored….because clearly nasty gal is progressive as one of the biggest online retailers, and they’d never censor nipples to appease the Christians…because on the internet…magic happens…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Jan

Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you…

I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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2013

21

Nov

Britt Maren in a Bikini of the Day

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Britt Maren is some model who I have been following on the internet for a while, which is kinda surprising since no one else is…she’s virtually an unknown, but you gotta start somewhere before being something, and unfortunately, me being a creeper on the front lines, is not gonna get me suffocated by her vagina the way I like it, because if she hasn’t acknowledged me now, being a nobody with no followers….she’s not gonna acknowledge me when she’s the next Candice..but the good news is that I can blame myself for not trying hard enough when I had a chance…because I only realized I followed her 5 minutes ago when trying to find an angle for this post only to come up empty handed…as you will know when you finish reading this post…assuming at least one of you reads this shit…

The good news is she’s wet in a white bikini, my favorite because of the likeliness of seeing vagina lips when they get wet is higher thither color bikinis…and as a pervert that’s good enough for me…and her body’s not that bad either…I like.

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2013

11

Apr

Britt Maren is Hot and Naked for L’Officiael Netherlands of the Day

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Britt Maren is an American model who normally looks like a dyke.

She got cast to be naked in L’Officiel Netherlands and I guess this is her big break.

A big break that happened at a time when she doesn’t look like a dyke.

Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, but they just can’t get down and call me a misogynist instead….dykes.

Either way, here’s Britt Maren’s big titty for fashion like it was softcore porn break that I fully support cuz she’s hot.