2014
04
Jul
Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are what make the UFC less gay to be a massive fan of.
You know throw in some stripper looking girls so that dudes feel better about half naked men grinding each other..
Which along with the UFC, is also the premise of most gay porn.
These girls are not quite pornstars, despite looking like pornstars, and probably masturbated to as much as pornstars…and they are in bikinis in Vegas…where they belong.
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2014
21
Jan
UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them…
That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong…
Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.
Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer
2013
21
Feb
UFC girls…..Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer….the silicone used to make the UFC experience less homoerotic…because watching bald dudes grind up against each other half naked in weird wrestling poses….and getting excited about it….is kinda the foundation of gay…something these macho fighting fans probably don’t want to really ever admit they are…so they throw in the diversion…the “it’s not gay if there’s a babe to justify this erection, even if I’m lookin into homies eyes while wacking off”…..
Well, they tapped into their showgirl/stripper roots and got into some lingerie to show off their fit as fuck bodies…. for some shoot and this is the video….and it’s hot enough for me.
Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer
2012
18
Dec
In this light, Brittany Palmer’s got a long ass face….which is too bad cuz I have been endorsing her as the hotter UFC girl who makes the UFC less gay of an experience, you know that simple minded strategy, of sticking some implants in the mix to make the gay sex foreplay less gay sex oriented….you know the distraction….in the gangbang you’re having with your boys to remind you that her pussy is what got you into it and not your boy’s cock slamming it….but maybe she always had this weird looking face and I was too busy staring at her fit amazing body….
Either way, she’s festive and bringing joy to the world, good will towards men and she makes for a good excuse to plug my VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Tis the season
Her Santa Outfit was for some MMA promo for some company called GammaLabs that doesn’t pay me to promote them – but that I promote because they get Brittany Palmer dressed in lingerie…
Posted in:Brittany Palmer
2012
09
Aug
These girls might be strippers who were given a chance….and UFC may have taken off harder than expected…but they are also pretty fucking fit…and I generally like girls who are fit…as long as they are not overly fit and their clit’s don’t start growing into dicks…you know the kind of fit that is low body fat but more importantly that makes a bitch lose her period making her hardly a bitch…even though fucking girls who can’t get their period and the whole no pregnancy thing is a hot concept and the reason I got for HPV ridden, hysterectomy girls, cuz that way you can’t really get trapped…
Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer
2012
07
Aug
I am a firm believer that the UFC should not be as popular as it is…more importantly, that the low level trash, Vegas show girl, ex stripper ass that is made into a celebrity for being a part of the shit should not be as popular as they are….it gives them an unrealistic sense of importance, celebrity, and attitude that doesn’t properly represent their willingness to suck a fucking dick a few years ago to help pay rent…..because they are the only straight thing in an otherwise real homo sporting experience….who cares….here ais some bullshit pics of her 2013 Calendar photoshoot that is just as ridiculous as her career….cuz who the fuck uses Calendars these days….we landed a probe on Mars people….
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