Brooke Candy is the first stripper that I know of who turned to shitty internet rap the hipsters loved – before HIPSTER was mainstream and everyone was doing it….

She was the basis or foundation of the IGGY AZALEA character that was created through fake asses and fucking black dicks.

People thought she was edgy, or interesting, and it wasn’t even that long ago…but I guess nothing was THAT long ago, our lives are short and miserable even when they are long…100 years…that’s barely any time…and most of us die by 80….

Point being, to stay edgy, she posts shit like this, her body all marked up by what could be a retarded kid with a marker she fucks, or prison tattoos.

I never bought into anything she did, I never found it cool or interesting. I always though tit was attention seeking and trash….and I was right….but she’s still out there trying to get noticed tits out on INSTAGRAM..

Here is her audition to become the next BTK victim….you know Beth Ditto got a career revival in the new Kirsten Dunst show, why not Brooke Candy…

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Brooke Candy, the ex stripper hipster rapper who was a thing before ever female rapper, even the candy coated bullshit marketing machine ones were positioning themselves as strippers, is fucking disgusting….

But the kind of disgusting that is amazing…I like nothing going on in these videos but find the whole thing incredible…pretty much the kind of thing I am into watching when I people watch…the worst kind of sex worker with her tits out producing content…

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Brooke Candy is some gutter stripper rapper chick who is more of a novelty act that anything of value….

She’s brought such classic annoying hits like “I wanna fuck right now”….

For some reason, the hipsters were all about her, 8 years ago, so it was only natural that someone like Terry Richardson would start shooting pics of her in her underwear….but that ended and she pretty much disappeared from the minute of relevance she had….replaced by Iggy Azalea and other bullshit stripper rapper stories that are more marketable….and I guess has gone onto continue her weirdness with titty tattoos only a broken girl could have…

But with a face like this…she should be in video getting fucked up the ass and choked out….you know the natural progression of strippers with dreams of fame….a career in porn…cuz she’s not hot…

But instead…got them tits out on instagram….in a Free The Nipple campaign that is pretty fucking vile…but still worth looking at…because that’s what trash is.

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Brooke Candy is a little much, but I guess you gotta commit to your stupid storyline and really step up the weirdness to go viral…you know gotta keep pushing things to get noticed…so walking around tits out in this gender and sexuality confused world….seems high concept…but reminds me of gutter back alley basement porn shoots with gutter drugged out women who need 100 dollars.

It seems so contrived to be “Weird” and different like she’s trying so hard to be a freak to get noticed, and that alone annoys me, if you’re a freak be a freak, don’t pretend to be one and do all these weird things to be one, when it’s all just a fucking lie….

I don’t find this interesting, compelling, exciting, funny, or really anything worth looking at, but when a hipster rapper chick pulls out her stupidly tattooed tits, why not participate in her hustle…even if it’s ridiculous on pretty much all levels…except the whole being naked level..because we like naked…even when it’s gross.

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Brooke Candy didn’t matter when she almost mattered and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now…

She was a gutter female rapper who was the original Iggy Azalea, you know a girl who pretends she’s a stripper, who may actually be a stripper, but who instead of stripping got a record deal and started touring…maybe because she connected with a record producer putting titties in her face, or maybe because she went viral for putting titties on the internet and producing shit songs that the retard kids like…

And now, a few years later, she’s wearing nipple tattoos, posting them, because she’s trying to be revolutionary, inspiring, inclusive, sex positive, whatever the fuck this is, all while being pretty fucking gross.

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Brooke Candy is a little much, but I guess you gotta commit to your stupid storyline and really step up the weirdness to go viral…you know gotta keep pushing things to get noticed…so walking around tits out with a strap on in this gender and sexuality confused world….seems high concept…but reminds me of gutter back alley basement porn shoots with gutter drugged out women who need 100 dollars.

I don’t find this interesting, compelling, exciting, funny, or really anything worth looking at, but when a hipster rapper chick pulls out her stupidly tattooed tits, why not participate in her hustle…even if it’s ridiculous on pretty much all levels…except the whole being naked level..because we like naked…even when it’s gross.

I just see someone confused, misguided, failing at whatever she’s trying to pull off, but the funny thing is that the world or her world are so lost and lame that they buy into the nonsense and think they are experiencing art or something real….becaue nothing in their selfie culture is anything but clickbait.

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Brooke Candy is some irrelevant female rapper that I guess Iggy Azalea based her performance on.

An actual stripper who turned her stripping into bullshit music career….that involves her pulling her tits out…

She had a minute, probably 5 years ago, where all the hipster kids were into her, and thought she was good, or important before she died, figuratively, because clearly she’s still alive and a reminder that she’s alive with the posting of her new barbed wire hearts around her nipples tattoos..

Sexy…ghetto, trash, not sexy at all, but posting nipples to the internet is a good time.

Here she is getting her nipples tattooed because she’s clearly a crazy person, possibly molested as a kid, weirdo…

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Scary…

There was a brief period of time when Brooke Candy was supposed to be Iggy Azalea…

She was the stripper, turned rapper, that I guess Iggy Azalea pretended she was, in order to get street credibility…you know a scene jacker who stole this one who was seen as legit’s credibility….

I have seen her live, accidentally, and thought “She shoulda stuck to stripping”…but then I remembered the TERRY PICS OF HER TITS and thinking how vile her big areola was….

And now, she’s got it jacked up with a Barbed Wire tattoo to offset it…

I know, who cares, who even remembers who Brooke Candy is…I guess when it comes to nipples relevance is always just a picture away….

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