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2020

24

Feb

Brooke Perry Lingerie of the Day

Brooke Perry Lingerie

Brooke Perry is probably not Luke Perry’s daughter, but that doesn’t meant that you can’t pretend she is, you know for those of you in your 40s who grew up wishing you could be Luke Perry thanks to his cool guy 1950s James Dean sideburns while you were jerking off to the cast of 90210….

She seems to be a legit model with an agency that reps a lot of the VS models so maybe this is the future of underwear promo modeling for the brand.

She was born in 1992 in Montana so she’s pushing 30, which is a little old to be getting recognition in the underwear game, some GRANNY shit…like keep your 28 year olds at the Super Market buying fucking baking goods for their kid’s bake sale at their daycare…keep it out of MY underwear catalog masturbation fetish.


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Posted in:Brooke Perry|SFW

2014

19

Nov

Brooke Perry for O’Neill of the Day

Her name is Brooke Perry. She’s a Model with some major modelling agency because she’s amazing to look at, at least in these half naked pictures for O’Neill, a surf brand, that I guess decided to say “fuck it, why use a pro surfer, when we can use a chick from Montana to represent us, it’s not like anyone will know the difference, and it’s not like we should put some resources back into the surf world, because bikini models, are what people want to see”…and I’m all for anything that involves girls getting half naked…whether it makes sense on the marketing front for the brand or not…whether Brooke Perry is a surfer or not, wearing surf lifestyle clothes, for a surf brand that is on it’s way out of business, means nothing to me, I just wish she was surfing on my face with her vagina. I’m romantic like that.

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2014

10

Apr

Brooke Perry For RUSSH of the Day

Her name is Brooke Perry, I’ve never heard of her, but she was born in 1992, and instead of choosing what would be a lucrative career in porn, she’s decided to be a “Model”…which means that means she’s young enough to be stupid enough to think modelling is a lucrative career, which means we’ll all still get to see her naked and she jumps through hoops making a name for herself…and that works for me, since I’m more into models than porn girls, they have a more pure image, despite being just as big of dirt bags.

Posted in:Brooke Perry