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2015

08

Apr

For Love & Lemons Bridal Lingerie of the Day

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For Love & Lemons released this campaiugn promoting their bridal collection, which is nice because you know the model they used is some babe and not your wife, or really anyone’s wife..

I figure it is because wedding showers, or bridal showers, or whatever the fuck they are called require gifts, and the natural gift would be lingerie, so why not sell themed lingerie for people to spend their money on when looking for gifts…when really no husband wants to see their wife in lingerie,especially not on their wedding night when they just sold their soul to the deveil…and no wife wants to wear lingerie for her husband on their wedding night, because she’s just stole his fucking soul…unless of course she’s excited by her win…and more importantly..wants to feel sexy before it’s too late with the whole getting knocked up and fat and comfortable and shit…

Posted in:Campaign

2008

27

Sep

John McCain’s New Campaign Commercial of the Day

I think she pretty much sums up any of your concerns or questions that you may have regarding the upcoming election. Who knows, maybe she’s your mother, maybe the economic crisis has to do with a large population of these kinds of people, I really don’t know or care, but something about her gives me a boner.

Posted in:Campaign|John McCain

2008

26

Sep

Diesel Does a SFW Porn Campaign of the Day

Diesel toook that whole SFW porn movement to the next level by incorporating it into some kind of commercial or something and I figured it was worth watching because to date, all the SFW porn movement shit I’ve seen have been to pictures not to video. I know that this is something that started on the net and worked it’s way up to the corporations, and I guess it’s good to know that you can have your concept ripped offf too, all you need to do is put it on the computer and get it linked on a bunch of sites and passed around via email. I am sure that the first dude to make porn SFW in MS Paint, didn’t see a penny off this, but I’m sure Deisel will making the internet the best place in the world to get ripped the fuck off.

The worst thing about this, is that I post nipples on my site and Diesel is too conservative to run an ad here, but they can run this kind of suggestive shit, that is funny, but still fuckin’ pornographic in all the major magazines. Another reason why the world is bullshit and why I am contemplating moving back to Mexico to live off the land and cheap tequila, seriously, the media industry is seriously disgusting me. Seeing assholes and losers getting rich everyday is raping my fucking soul. Nothing is real anymore, not even celebrity pictures of them in bikinis. The paparazzi have gone and ruined that shit by profit sharing the money they make off the images of the celebrities with the fucking celebrities.

We are all suckers who work for these monsters.

Via – YesButNoButYes

Posted in:Campaign|Diesel