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2019

24

Jul

Carla Gugino Nudity of the Day

CARLA GUGINO is naked again in that show JETT

I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is….because trolling is my one biggest passion in life, I just don’t bother doing it anymore – too much effort….

So this Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback through nudity despite being old….and I am ok with that….cuz nudity may not be great when aged but it is still nudity.

It’s like when you are an alcoholic and willing to drink rubbing alcohol to fill that void in your alcoholic soul…but with tits.

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2016

06

Jul

Carla Gugino for Some Magazine of the Day

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I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is – but I don’t actually know the fame whore bitch – so I techncially don’t know who she is – or what she is – I just know her name…which isn’t enough to really determine the motivation for why she’s half naked…not that I complain about half naked – if anything -I live for it…

But Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback in some obscure magazine, which I guess is a start…

I usually prefer the sex tape approach though….not black and white fake artsy shit…

Either way, for the Carla Gugino fans…here’s Carla Gugino…

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2015

05

Oct

Carla Gugino Beach Tits of the Day

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I don’t remember who Carla Gugino is…

But her titties are in the sand…

So that makes her a real somebody to me…

I think she may be in the

This reminds me of this video…the best video to have happened today…

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2011

18

Oct

Carla Gugino Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know shit about Carla Gugino …..but I know I like her tits…but then again…I like all tits…unless they are FAKE TITS cuz fake tits are always clowny as fuck and ruined strip clubs for me making those dumb money hungry obvious cunts less interesting to touch than a fucking a real doll…cuz at least real dolls let you fuck them for free…unless your financing the shit and paying interest…cuz real dolls aren’t fucking real…

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2011

17

Feb

Carla Gugino Ass in Every Day of the Day

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Here’s Carla Gugino’s ass in some movie I’ve never heard of…mainly because I like Carla Gugino’s body….

Sure, this movie’s is over a year old…but luckily sex scenes, nude scenes, bikini scenes in movies are forever…like a snapshot of that specific moment that we can reflect on over and over and over and over and over and over and over cuz we are obsessive perverts…I mean I still try to masturbate to Sharon Stones pussy flash from the early 90s, or other throwback movie scenes, cuz the bitch gets older, but the sex scene stays the fucking same…the one constant in my life….if you know what I mean…

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2011

25

Jan

Carla Gugino in Esquire Mexico of the Day

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I feel like I may have posted this shit already, but it was emailed to me and with extreme laziness and a shitty memory comes lack of interest in researching the production date or if I’ve already gone over it before in a post…So I won’t spend much time going over Carla Gugino or Esquire Mexico….my mother country…I’ll just put up the pictures and leave it at that…cuz she’s got fat tits and I’m a fan of those…

She’s 40, she’s on Californication as a cunt lawyer who we will end up seeing topless again…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me…

Here are the pics…

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2010

16

Sep

Carla Gugino in a Bikini in Some Movie of the Day

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Carla Gugino is some 40 year old who I guess is best known for Sin City. I don’t really remember that movie at all and I don’t feel like looking up pictures of her, but I do know that her tits were the reason she was getting all they hype, so when I saw her in these bikini pictures in some movie called Every Day, I figured I’d post them, even if her ass lacks soul…something you’d expect as a bitch slowly melts and sags into the sunset of her life…cuz 40 is not the new 20 like the media are trying to tell you, shit’s a hell of a lot more sloppy than 20 ever was and that’ just the way it is….

Here are the screen caps…