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2020

28

Jul

Carmen Electra Still Alive in a Bikini of the Day

Carmen Electra Bikini Swim

When you look at a Carmen Electra thirst trap because being a Playboy chick who gets naked is all she really knows, despite having a bit of a mainstream career as a host thanks to being a Playboy chick, she’s still always going to be that Playboy chick who gets naked or uses her body to get all the good things she’s done got…but that all changes when a bitch hits 40, I mean it technically changes at 30, but if you work hard enough at it, you can make it to your 40s and still be something tight bodied and worth jerking off to….

So when she produces content for the fans, who are loyal and want to see her half naked because she’s Carmen Electra, a fucking pro….and knows keep your face out of it, and really keep the body out of it too, or keep it under water so that people don’t see all the damage from being Carmen Electra…I mean can you imagine the things her pussy’s seen over the years….well traveled to say the least, her pussy like some sort of Travel Journalist at his retirement party….where they lay out all the adventures he’s been on to which he says “shit, I did all that”…

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2008

18

Dec

The Carmen Electra Nude for Playboy of the Day

The highlight of my week was talking to a girl about how she lets her boyfriend cum inside her, because she was 18 and 18 is awesome. The highlight of your week will be these pictures of Carmen Electra that I will be asked to take down in a couple of hours, so take it in motherfuckers, or get to your newstand and buy the issue, like that’ll ever fucking happen when you can find it on the internet for free…..I don’t really understand why magazines still exist, but I do understand why Carmen’s taking her 40 year old body back to Playboy and that’s because it looks pretty fucking alright.

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